82-year-old panties thief arrested!

Japanese police have bagged the latest major criminal in the land. An 82-year-old panties thief will meet justice at last after cops in Hyogo Prefecture arrested Tsuyoshi Matsusue on Sunday.

The octogenarian had been sighted stealing a 59-year-old woman’s pair of underwear from her garden, says Tokyo Reporter. The sprightly pensioner made off with his prize on Sunday morning but the victim’s husband gave chase for 200 meters.

Unfortunately, his physique was not as strong as his erotic energies, and the 62-year-old husband managed to catch up with the panties thief.

When questioned by police he offered the following excuse for his behavior.

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“I wanted to smell them,” he admitted.

Apparently it had been his first such crime.

As Japan’s population gets grayer and grayer — but remains as horny as ever — we predict an ever-increasing number of these pension incidents.

There has already been a reported surge in elderly stalkers, as well as a rise in sex services catering to older patrons.



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2 Comments

  • Kookie Monster January 23, 2014

    Wow! In his eighties and still horny, must be the Japanese diet. I should start eating more Japanese food. But 59 year old panties! I think I just threw up a little. The old dude should have just asked the lady for her panties, she would be flattered. Excuse me while I barf again!

  • Nana March 9, 2014

    what does diet got to do with horniest?

    The man was probably has a high sex drive or panty fetish

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