Platinum Lunch, Tokyo office workers get hot meals delivered by hot models

We all know what “delivery health” is. Delivery in Japan is often a euphemism for call girl services.

Now here’s a lunchbox delivery service that is basically just that, only minus the sex. You only get the hot girl instead.

Platinum Lunch (it even sounds like a kind of premium rate offered by a sex club) is a new service where you can get your meal delivered to your office in Tokyo. Well, these kinds of “bento” services are everywhere. But Platinum Lunch has one special feature.

The delivery is made by a beautiful model or actress.

Okay, so these are going to be famous ladies. But if you want your lunch brought to you by an up-and-coming model or actress with a smile, then order one of the bentos from Platinum Lunch today.

However, this is one of those cases when the rules — no honban allowed! — really apply, so don’t try anything with the girls!

And unlike a sex club, you can specify which girl you would like. However, we suspect that may be the next longer step in the development of the service.

Unfortunately the service is only available in central Tokyo and is limited to orders at least ¥30,000 ($263). It sounds a bit far-fetched, perhaps, but a spokesman said some orders have already been placed.

The girls are signed to same agency. They are then trained and groomed to be extra polite and friendly. It’s just like acting a role for them!

See the Platinum Lunch Facebook page for photos of the ladies on offer.

“Sexist!” we hear our female readers cry! Yes. Although, the service apparently was the brainchild of female employees at the company behind it.