Toot No Slip male boxers keep your package forever in same place

Underwear is important for showing off your package but also keeping it firm and steady. After all, life throws a fair few things at you — from being jostled by crowds to the trials of not getting hard when on a rush hour train with some hot office ladies…

The Toot series of “no-slip” male boxers promise that they will keep your cock in the same place no matter what happens.

Don’t believe us? Well, the boast is “scientifically proven” by their video demonstrations.

The funkily colored underwear is designed to keep you in the “best position”.

They tested this by a series of “experiments”.

Here is a bamboo water fountain.

Getting the “buruburu” treatment…

Getting a cream pie (makes a change from giving a creampie).

And finally, seeing what happens when kissed and stroked by hot girls. Apparently it still resists… or does it?

A version of the Toot boxers is available from JapanTrendShop.