Porn actor Shimiken opens “poo curry” restaurant

The fact that Shimiken, Japan’s currently most prolific male adult performer, has opened a restaurant is news-worthy in its own right.

That he has opened a curry restaurant that serves “poo” curry makes our jaws drop. WTF?!

Well, Shimiken (Ken Shimizu) is the owner, so don’t expect him to be behind the pots and pans (he’s too busy screwing dozens of women a week).

He’s now opened Curry Shop Shimizu in a residential district of Setagaya in Tokyo, so we can’t say how crowded it’s going to be, even regardless of the menu.

Shimiken is famed for lamenting the lack of male porn actors in Japanese AV, putting the pressure on the likes of him to have sex with lots of girls. He’s appeared in 7,500 titles in 16 years, in each of which he got to have sex with at least one, if not more, ladies. His total is over 8,000, which is a fair few notches more than our humble efforts.

The “poo” curry looks horrible and apparently tastes even worse. It’s served in Japanese toilet-shaped bowls and is “flavored” with bitter gourd, tea, cocoa powder, and god knows what else.

A serving of the curry starts at ¥400, though rice costs extra. We reckon you’ll need a lot of rice.

It’s fortunately not related to some scat fetish trend in AV.

Sitting a maximum of 10, the restaurant looks more lie a karaoke bar or something, with its darts board and round counter. There’s also plenty of AV memorabilia on the walls and the occasional Tenga lying around. Feel free to use an onacup to throw up in!