MOVibeQ takes teledildonics mobile

So, you’ve spent a lot of time reading about teledildonics at Slashdong.org, but don’t want to be tied down to your computer? Enter the MOVibeQ by Japanese adult maker Toy’s Heart.

Designed to fit perfectly in a woman’s panties while she’s on the move, MOVibeQ attaches to her phone’s out-port and delivers strong vibrations when a phone call comes in.

This is more basic than we’d like, but is a good first start for full-one remote pleasure-giving. It would be nice to be able to actually control the vibration using a phone, but we haven’t come this far yet. Ideally, this would use Bluetooth to eliminate the cable altogether, but Bluetooth wasn’t common in Japanese phones until recently. Give it time…

We can imagine conversations going like this:

Friend: I think your phone is ringing
Girl: uh-UH-ooh… What? My phone?
Friend: Yeah. Aren’t you going to answer it?
Girl: Hmm… not just yet.

Next time you’re in a restaurant, and you see a woman looking agitated because her man keeps using his phone… Take another look.