Get a T-shirt designed by Japanese male porn performer Shimiken
Japanese male porn performer Shimiken (aka Ken Shimizu) isn’t satisfied with getting to have sex with gorgeous women like Shoko Takasaki and Yua Mikami every day of the week. (Yes, every single day.)
Nor is he bruised after opening a short-lived “poo curry” restaurant. How much money did he lose in that venture? Better go and screw some more ladies, Ken!
Now the AV star has made his own t-shirt. And it’s awesome.
The character on the front, Onassy, is clearly meant to be a phallic, onanistic version of Funassyi, the wildly popular mascot character from Funabashi, Chiba.
It’s also a reference to the Onassyi Funassyi Lubricant by Pepee, which caused quite a stir when it came out for treading the line between amusing parody and copyright infringement.
It seems that legally all is okay, since they are now making t-shirts with the character, though they have dropped the final ‘i’ — perhaps to distinguish it more from Funassyi. Apparently, this Onassy character is now Shimiken’s own mascot, whatever that means in practice, though as far as we know it was actually created by adult toys maker Toy’s Heart.
On the back, Shimiken has written some calligraphy. It loosely translates as: “I write, ‘The sex drive is the living soul.'” Well, Shimiken, you had better not give up the day job just yet. We don’t think a future career as a philosopher is coming any time soon, but you are a great (and damn lucky) porn actor.
The t-shirt is available from Village Vanguard’s online store, but if anyone outside Japan really fancies getting their own should ask Kanojo Toys to procure one.
