Tokyo Olympics adult sale: Go for gold at the masturbation and sex Olympics!
It’s been a long and hard journey, but the Olympics are finally opening in Tokyo today.
If you’re an athlete, you will have to put up with “anti-sex” beds (not actually true!) and exhortations not to screw fellow athletes in the Olympic Village (OK, this one is sadly true). If you’re one of the tens of thousands of hangers-on, you are nominally stuck in a bubble around the venues, though we have already seen plenty of people wandering around (and many more online, looking to hook up with Japanese girls easily impressed by their Olympic credentials).
We will be participating in our own Olympics over the next couple of weeks: an orgasm Olympics of sex and masturbation.
Given the heat and humidity in Tokyo right now, just a quick rub or cuddle is enough to break a sweat.
Our friends at Kanojo Toys, the internet’s biggest and best destination for Japanese adult toys, are having a sale to celebrate the Tokyo Olympics.
You can get 15% off any order until the end of July.
Use the code TK2020 to claim your discount.
As they gleefully and cheekily declare: Go for gold at the masturbation Olympics!
It might be a packed podium.
