Lay-D onahole doubles as room decoration for poking

This has got to be the most style-conscious masturbator we’ve ever seen. You know how girls often have these mini-mannequins in their rooms that hold their jewelry and can also be dressed up? Yes, I HAVE been in a female’s room before, despite having a significant stock of Flip Holes.

This doesn’t hold your jewelry, but it’s a clever way to hide your onahole by disguising it as an only mildly perverted erotic toy. The Lay-D (product page) comes in three versions, each with a different skin tone and internal hole style, and when she isn’t giving you virtual love she’s sitting on her stand.

It’s your choice whether to clothe her in the included tank top or not, but who would have thought that room decorations could double as male sex toys?