Brainfucker onahole is as every bit as strange yet amazing as it sounds

Will it fuck up your mind by fucking a brain? Actually, not at all. Far from it, in fact.

Having previously given us a grenade-shaped masturbator and a Tokyo Skytree parody onahole, Tama Toys has taken a leap right into no-man’s land with the insanely inventive design of its latest adult toy: the Brainfucker Masturbatory Aid Onahole.

The Brainfucker is pretty much everything its name suggests and every bit as awesome. It really is shaped just like a human encephalon.

Get ready for the sexiest brainstorming session of your life! […] Simply insert yourself into the frontal lobe and feel how the soft silicone wraps itself around you. Thanks to its amazing inner surface, each thrust seems like a stroke of genius. Combining the strengths of both the left and the right brain, this exceptional sex toy leaves any man satisfied — and surely takes any load off your mind.

Unusually, this onahole garnered the attention of a mainstream blog after its naming made a splash on social media. Sora News 24 described it, with presumably affected ignorance, as:

Oh, wait, it turns out that the toys Tama Toys deals in are those of the adult variety, and Brain Fucker, which looks to be about the size of a youth volleyball, isn’t a puzzle box. As a matter of fact, it doesn’t have any buttons, slides, or switches to manipulate. There’s just a hole at the base of the brain, so what’re you supposed to…

Yes, that hole is waiting for insertion, but not of a brain stem or spinal cord. While the box says Brain Fucker, that’s actually describing the product’s user, as it is indeed a masturbatory aid for men of particular culture who feel that the most attractive part of a potential mate isn’t a big bust or curvy hips, but a sexy, sexy brain.

So while it seems to have bemused the mainstream Internet, onahole fans and users will immediately appreciate the unabashed originality and panache of this brilliant addition to the onahole canon.

The Brainfucker Masturbatory Aid Onahole is available for international orders from our friends at Kanojo Toys.