Naoki Nakatani. An ordinary 30-year-old guy from Ibogawacho in Hyogo prefecture. Or is he? Our friend Naoki here has been been selling some clothes via online auctions. Nothing unusual in that. Except that he has been selling raincoats. A lot of them. And they have the names of girls' high schools written on them, as one person who bought a raincoat from Nakatani found out. Correctly assuming it was stolen, the customer contacted police, who then began to investigate. Over the last six years, he had apparently visited local supermarket bicycle parking areas dozens of times and ...

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Chikan. AKA groping. It's a real Japanese tradition. But that doesn't mean you have to be Japanese to do it. When in Rome, as they say. Now a foreigner has been caught copping a feel on a young Japanese woman on a JR train. Not only was this foreigner a British "gentleman" but he was also... a preacher! Apparently this man of the cloth is 48 but was doing most unholy things to the legs and breasts of the 22-year-old female office worker sitting next to him one day on a train in Shiga on September 14th. This wasn't just a little fondle. This was a 25-minute afternoon groping ...

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Finally, a car we can have sex with. This is the vehicle we have been waiting for and as itasha go, this one might not be the most elaborate but it is rather ingenious -- which merits how it is exploding on the Japanese internet at the moment. The owner took Madoka from Puella Magi Madoka Magica -- a favorite of itasha -- and added her to the back of his (it has to be a he!) car -- in 3D. In other words, he created a sex doll-car hybrid. Well, that's far more interesting that any Prius we've ever seen. The results were spotted on Twitter and roundly applauded for their ...

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Candidates for the Miss Asia competition were recently unveiled in Shenzhen City in Guangdong Province. The annual beauty pageant is organized by Asia Television Limited from Hong Kong. China's netizens, however, have been less than impressed by the quality of the ladies. Saying that, we think these four girls are wonderful, especially number 3! The point of contention hasn't only been the girls' looks but also their clothes. Look at the swimsuits they have been made to wear! Now this is more like it... Still, it could be worse. In Korea ...

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We've been seeing a lot of Japanese onahole toys that play on the word kupa or kupaa recently. What does it mean? Well, in our efforts to explain Japanese erotic esoterica to our readers, we decided to provide a basic definition. Kupa can be a fairly innocent onomatopoeia for cooking. But its meaning in the Japanese Erotic Dictionary is far more interesting: the sound of a woman's pussy being opened! In other words, kupa is that noise you hear when you spread the legs of a shojo (virginal girl) and then peel open her vaginal lips. The Japanese language is highly ...

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It has just been announced that Tokyo will host the Summer Olympic Games in 2020. Will the city try to expunge all its unsavory elements ahead of the event? The last time the city hosted the Games there was a similar campaign to "clean up" the streets, and when the Winter Games were held in Nagano they forced Pachinko parlors to close. So can we look forward to the municipal government going full-out to hide unsightly shacks that serve as residences for the homeless or the slum-like drinking dens like Piss Alley in Shinjuku? Perhaps. But we are most worried about what it may try to do to ...

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They say lightning doesn't strike twice but such rules don't apply to Japanese pornography, which has always proved tempting to aging or waning Gravure idols and actresses. And former AKB48 girls who find themselves a defacto porn star during their time in the group -- and upon "graduation" discover it's a mere side step to enter the real thing. Porn maker Muteki has managed to persuade former AKB48 Team K member Risa Naruse to become "Haruna Aisaka" for her debut, National Idol. The 100-minute porn feature film will be released in Japan on October 1st. Risa Naruse was born in ...

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Hardly the biggest surprise of the week but a worthy topic of news, Tokyo Reporter has highlighted an interesting report of the arrest of a Nigerian club owner arrested by police for drugging and stealing from his customers. Officers took Emanuel John, the 44-year-old manager of Little Cat, which is located in the in the red-light district of Kabukicho, and three hostesses into custody on theft charges. On April 20, a hostess allegedly spiked a vodka drink served to a 43-year-old male customer with a sleeping powder. His cash card was then stolen from his wallet and taken to a nearby ...

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AKB48's Asuka Kuramochi has grown up. She will release her first solo photo book on September 11th called "Mimi-tabu", which means "earlobe". We're not sure if this has some sort of coded meaning or whether the photos will showcase Asuka's lovely ears. Saying that, Asuka is known as an "ear sommelier" and apparently has a liking for liking other girls' ears... The release will coincide with her 24th birthday, though we think the present is more for us than her! The shoot was done in Asuka's local town, Yokohama, and handled by photographer Tatsuo Watanabe. While ...

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Four men have been arrested in Tokyo for theft by Kanagawa police after they blackmailed a man they met through a smartphone deai-kei app. Deai-kei refers to the portals online and off where men go to meet girls for sex. It is somewhere between adultery and prostitution, but the variables are huge. You might be talking to a few men posing as teenagers or you might be arranging to meet a genuine girl who wants some cash for a new handbag. The four men were in their teens and twenties. They apparently scouted a thirty-year-old man from Fujisawa City via the app and invited him to the mean ...

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