For those of you out there who like to drive boats AND have a good wank, the Robotech Thruster masturbation machine delivers pumping pleasure so intense that you have to clamp it down with a vice grip. I spotted this at my favorite Akihabara sex shop and was **this** close to getting one to try out, but I couldn't justify having the Robotech and the Eroy Station from Toy's Heart (which I love dearly). The benefit I see from the Robotech is that you don't have to buy new onacups to put in it, so I may give it a whirl once my onacup supply runs out. Besides, you gotta love the control ...

I saw this in a sex shop the other day, and I just HAD to take a picture with my phone. Basically, the Plasma Sperm is a microscope sold in Japanese sex shops that is designed purely for watching your sperm frolic and swim around. I can see some practical applications such as getting your sperm count or even giving the little guys names. Maybe even keep them like microscopic Sea Monkeys or something. The KanojoToys staff is dying to get one for ourselves, so we'll be sure to post pics if we're able to take some good up-close ones. Most sperm wins a Candy Girl doll! Buy Online ...

So, you've spent a lot of time reading about teledildonics at Slashdong.org, but don't want to be tied down to your computer? Enter the MOVibeQ by Japanese adult maker Toy's Heart. Designed to fit perfectly in a woman's panties while she's on the move, MOVibeQ attaches to her phone's out-port and delivers strong vibrations when a phone call comes in. This is more basic than we'd like, but is a good first start for full-one remote pleasure-giving. It would be nice to be able to actually control the vibration using a phone, but we haven't come this far yet. Ideally, this would use ...