We have a blog post long in gestation about the most unusual Japanese sex toys, and this one's definitely going on that list when it eventually gets published.
Tama Toys -- who seem to specialize in the more bizarre designs of the industry -- have once again dazzled us with the sheer range of their erotic imaginations. Just when you thought you had seen it all, along comes another surprise.
After astonishing our eyes (and our cocks) with the Pineapple Hole Hand Grenade Masturbator, now Tama Toys have turned to that underrated aspect of female beauty: the ear.
Yes, if you have ...
Tenga isn't just about helping us masturbate better. No, they also want to help Japan's birthrate.
The Tenga Men's Loupe Sperm Viewer is a very easy way to check out your sperm count. Sure, it's not a medically approved device and shouldn't be used like contraception ("Hey, my sperm seems dead, let's rock!"), but it is a fun and fast way to transform your phone into a sperm magnifier.
Don't worry, your phone doesn't get messy either and you can use a cup and dropper to make things feel really scientific.
It has a set-up with different plates and the magnifier that ensures you put ...
We've seen our share of dolls and masturbators over the years of doing this blog, enough to know that paizuri (titty fucking) ones are always value for money.
But we don't think we've seen one devoted to pointy tits before, and it's about time too.
After all, the famously "cutting-board" chest Japanese girls with sharp, pointy tits are always fun.
Take Yuria Haga and her lovely triangles for starters, or Yuriko Yoshitaka's almost entirely flat chest that was accentuated by two very pointy nipples.
The Throbbing Fantasy Seven Pointy Tits Onahole is a tribute to these kinds of ...
Many years ago we wrote about this awesome "baby milk adult baby" fetish kit.
Unfortunately it was something of a one-off, though we were pleased to see some new related products on the market recently. This time it's a combination of rubber and bondage fetish with the adult baby role-playing.
The specially made "enamel adult diapers" are for people with an adult baby or diaper fetish, and will also delight bondage, rubber and omorashi fetishists to.
The items are not made by a major Japanese adult manufacturer, so you need to allow a few weeks extra for delivery since they ...
Okamoto continues its "Lovers Research Lab" with a third "project". Following the condom-maker's investigation into dinosaur sex and then the Zero One Belt condom-dispenser, Condo-Moody is a concept for an app that works in sync with a condom box.
Open the box and the app switches on (via Bluetooth). It then provides beautiful lighting to help set the mood during your lovemaking. Okamoto recommends you place the "communication tool" by your pillow.
This hilarious video shows an extreme version of a couple attracting the whole neighborhood with the lighting around their ...
In need of a lube that isn't like the rest?
The Onassyi Funassyi Lubricant is a parody lube by Pepee, inspired by the wildly popular character Funassyi.
The yellow pear was designed to be a mascot (yuru-kyara) for the city of Funbashi in Chiba. Though not officially accepted by the city authorities, Funassyi has gone on to achieve worldwide -- and even global -- fame, resulting in an industry of merchandise, spin-off characters, an anime series, and more.
Funassyi is known for being a bit hyperactive and jumping up super high. Which is similar to how you will feel when this lube is ...
Non-secret of the day: we love legs.
Whether it's Japanese girls showing off their pins on Twitter or lusting over the gorgeous legs of Nanao or Masami Nagasawa,
There is a precedent for leg-themed adult toys in Japan. This blow-up doll, Nama Ashi Club, was a tribute to "naked legs" while the Bikyaku Bijiri Body Beauty Legs and Butt was a glorious recreation of Japanese women's slender legs at their finest.
These two items are now sadly sold out so we are pleased that not only is there a new adult toy designed around Japanese legs, but it's a luxury one that is based on the ...
We love writing about Tenga, not only because the brand's (and it really is a brand now) products are so well made and stylish, but because they always seem to be up to something fun.
Last week we wrote about the brilliant TV ad contest they organized (essentially crowd-sourcing their marketing).
Did you spot that Tenga made a special LED light and key ring? Not surprisingly it looks like a mini Tenga Onacup. (Don't try to penetrate it, though. You'll just encounter a battery. Ouch.)
It's only available in limited numbers from branches of the wacky discount store Don Quijote, ...
We've seen a mini explosion in futanari-themed adult toys in Japan and we really like what we are seeing.
Normally relegated to the fantasy worlds of eroge, manga and anime, or obviously fake AV, these toys allow you to explore the hermaphrodite fetish in real form.
After the recent futanari masturbator toy, here is a futanari sex doll and dakimakura cover.
Tama Toys has a series of dakimakura covers and the 40th in the range is a futanari girl. The double-sided cover is nothing short of awesome, complete with giant breasts, French maid lingerie, and bukkake.
The Futanari ...
Even classic games can be kinky!
The Kentama is by SSI, one of Japan's leading adult toys makers. It's a shameless attempt to cash in on the kendama boom sweeping Japan right now, but of course it's a cheeky adult version.
For those who don't know, the kendama is a cup-and-ball toy that dates back to the Edo era in Japan. It's similar to the bilboquet in France.
Naturally, even a regular kendama has phallic influences. After all, there's a long shaft (ken) and a ball that you try to "spike".
This has historical roots. The kendama is not just a toy but also an engimono (good ...
