In need of a lube that isn't like the rest? The Onassyi Funassyi Lubricant is a parody lube by Pepee, inspired by the wildly popular character Funassyi. The yellow pear was designed to be a mascot (yuru-kyara) for the city of Funbashi in Chiba. Though not officially accepted by the city authorities, Funassyi has gone on to achieve worldwide -- and even global -- fame, resulting in an industry of merchandise, spin-off characters, an anime series, and more. Funassyi is known for being a bit hyperactive and jumping up super high. Which is similar to how you will feel when this lube is ...

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Non-secret of the day: we love legs. Whether it's Japanese girls showing off their pins on Twitter or lusting over the gorgeous legs of Nanao or Masami Nagasawa, There is a precedent for leg-themed adult toys in Japan. This blow-up doll, Nama Ashi Club, was a tribute to "naked legs" while the Bikyaku Bijiri Body Beauty Legs and Butt was a glorious recreation of Japanese women's slender legs at their finest. These two items are now sadly sold out so we are pleased that not only is there a new adult toy designed around Japanese legs, but it's a luxury one that is based on the ...

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We love writing about Tenga, not only because the brand's (and it really is a brand now) products are so well made and stylish, but because they always seem to be up to something fun. Last week we wrote about the brilliant TV ad contest they organized (essentially crowd-sourcing their marketing). Did you spot that Tenga made a special LED light and key ring? Not surprisingly it looks like a mini Tenga Onacup. (Don't try to penetrate it, though. You'll just encounter a battery. Ouch.) It's only available in limited numbers from branches of the wacky discount store Don Quijote, ...

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We've seen a mini explosion in futanari-themed adult toys in Japan and we really like what we are seeing. Normally relegated to the fantasy worlds of eroge, manga and anime, or obviously fake AV, these toys allow you to explore the hermaphrodite fetish in real form. After the recent futanari masturbator toy, here is a futanari sex doll and dakimakura cover. Tama Toys has a series of dakimakura covers and the 40th in the range is a futanari girl. The double-sided cover is nothing short of awesome, complete with giant breasts, French maid lingerie, and bukkake. The Futanari ...

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Even classic games can be kinky! The Kentama is by SSI, one of Japan's leading adult toys makers. It's a shameless attempt to cash in on the kendama boom sweeping Japan right now, but of course it's a cheeky adult version. For those who don't know, the kendama is a cup-and-ball toy that dates back to the Edo era in Japan. It's similar to the bilboquet in France. Naturally, even a regular kendama has phallic influences. After all, there's a long shaft (ken) and a ball that you try to "spike". This has historical roots. The kendama is not just a toy but also an engimono (good ...

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We blogged last autumn about the Rokudenashiko's upcoming first English-language book, What Is Obscenity? The Story of a Good For Nothing Artist and her Pussy. Now the Canada-based Koyama Press has released more details and images ahead of its release in May. The book is written by "vagina artist" Rokudenashiko (the artist name of Megumi Igarashi), translated by Anne Ishii, and edited by Anne Ishii and Graham Kolbeins. The cover is by the famous designer Chip Kidd. Rokudenashiko has been arrested twice for "obscenity" for making and distributing artworks based on her ...

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We're loving the ever-growing range of otoko no ko items that are appearing in the Japanese adult market right now. Mainly produced by Tama Toys, these products tread the ambiguous line between cosplay-style costumes and actual cross-dressing accessories. That said, we have never seen anything quite like this one. The Otoko no Ko Crossdresser Cock Bag allows you to cover up your penis (erect or flaccid) and complete your transgender transformation. As Kanojo Toys say, the stretchy and comfortable "bag" fits snugly over your member's head, shaft and balls. It gives you ...

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Every now and then, Japan's character artists create something truly awesome and original, and which captures the imagination of people around the world. Take Calne Ca by Deino, an idol with a mechanized calcium skeleton (hence the "Ca" in the name). The character -- a favorite of ambitious cosplayers -- is derived from the Vocaloid idol Hatsune Miku. Her name is pronounced Karune Shii-e. According to the Vocaloid Wikia: Her name comes from kara (骸) and ne (音), as well as CA (シーエ), the chemical symbol of calcium. This is due to Calne Ca being a mechanized skeleton ...

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Okamoto have done it again. After teaching us that even humping dinosaurs want protection, the condom maker's latest fun marketing gimmick is a spring-loaded condom-dispenser belt. Yes, you did read that right. The Zero One Belt uses voice recognition through a smartwatch-style wrist device to eject a 0.01 Zero One ultra-thin Okamoto condom (the world's thinnest condom). Say "Zero One" into the watch to command the belt. The belt then opens out and shoots the condom up into the air so you can catch it with a snazzy hand movement, showing your lover that you mean business. Never ...

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The Transcending Mysterious Japanese Female Bodybuilder Onahole might well have a slightly strange name but its concept is pure awesome: a fetish masturbator for Japanese muscle worshop (sthenolagnia). If you like your ladies bigger and stronger, this is the toy for you -- with a perfectly rendered version of a small Japanese female bodybuilder, perhaps like Tomoko Kanda. As Kanojo Toys say, this is "a tribute to such a brawny beauty. Stroke and admire her sinewy back and arms, brilliantly created in detail on the exterior of the sleeve. She is posing to show off her impressive biceps ...

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