Japanese sex toys love to play cheeky jokes.
That's why you get so many masturbators, vibrators and even condoms themed unofficially around famous idols, games, books and so on (including Pachinko!).
Food and drink products have also inspired parodies and sometimes this can come in handy for "disguising" your adult treat.
In the past we've seen Green Tea Lotion and a host of other sex toys based on actual beverages or snacks, including cup noodle, beer cans and more.
One of the latest is this onacup-style masturbator, the Onanee Onariko Cup.
The name and the packaging ...
Pepee has long been the top Japanese lubricant brand.
Their previous lubes include such classics as Pepee 360 Wankers Lotion. Many of the small lubes that come as freebies with onaholes are made by Pepee.
But this is a truly great innovation that offers something new for the market.
The Pepee Gelee is a set of powder sachets that turn anything into lubricant.
Beer. Wine. Juice. Milk. Water.
You name it, you can lube up with it.
Just pour in the sachet and stir. Obviously this opens up the possibilities for all manner of flavored lube.
Pepee have made this ...
Go into a kiosk in a station on the Tokyo Metro subway system and take a look at the drinks.
There's always a colorful selection of beverages.
But perhaps none quite so colorful as this.
In fact, the energy drink is proving so popular you may not even be able to find a can of Ojo-sama Seisui, which translates as "fair lady's holy water". Since April 1st the drink has been on sale at Tokyo Metro station shops.
There's even a catchy bit of copy: "The goddess inside me awakens"!
The drink is apparently full of healthy and beautifying ingredients, but the name is a ...
Anyone who has ever seen some of the more extreme or, ahem, unusual entries in the pantheon of Japanese adult video will be aware of ryoujoku (or ryojoku).
It's where the woman is treated in a "degraded" way, as someone violated or disgraced -- like a shamed woman. (The actual meaning of ryoujoku can be sexual assault, i.e. rape, or also "disgrace.")
A common scene in Japanese porn will have the girl treated like a "human toilet" and phrases written on her body to "shame" her.
Here is Mika Osawa demonstrating the genre.
The graffiti might say things like "¥200 ...
Tenga is having a massive year to celebrate its tenth anniversary.
It has continued its series of special new releases for the milestone with the Tenga Condoms.
While the condoms themselves are regular sleeves (natural color, natural-type tip), the packaging is awesome. Each of the condoms in the six-pack comes in its own mini case (common in Japan) with an individual pop art design.
The six are then stored in a round case that looks like it could house almost anything (sweets, snuff, a monocle) except condoms! As discreet and stylish as Tenga always is.
As usual the ...
We've seen lots of paizuri (titty fucking) toys in our time.
This fantasy is certainly a hard one (no pun intended) to realize in Japan -- land of the flat chest -- unless you are lucky enough to have bakunyuu "explosive bust" Hitomi Tanaka or Rara Anzai for your bedroom partner.
So in lieu of trying it with a real partner, Japanese guys make do with these kinds of toys.
Many are just as you'd expect -- busts that you can squeeze around your member while you slide in and out. Often they have nice nubbing and so on between the breasts to heighten the experience.
The Love Titty ...
It had to happen some day.
The Apple of the Japanese sex toys market has finally made a sex machine. Well, sort of. It's not a sex machine in the same world as the A10 Cyclone Robotic Masturbator by Rends.
But Tenga has created its first electric adult toy. And as you'd expect from Tenga, it's very smart and minimalist -- but super effective.
The Tenga Vacuum Controller works with some of its onacup toys (specifically, the Deep Throat Cup Standard, Deep Throat Cup Hard, Deep Throat Cup Soft, Deep Throat Cup Cool, and U.S. Tenga Deep Throat Cup models -- though only new versions ...
Ever thought a crying girl looked cute?
Of course she does.
But have you ever wondered what else can be done with those tears?
How about lubing up with them? Well, not literally. Japan's sex toys makers haven't been scouring the land for upset girls... not yet anyway.
But the Young Japanese Girls Tears Lotion (in pink) and the Japanese Otoko no Ko Crossdresser Tears Lotion (in blue) are inspired by the wet eyes of idols.
It depends on your taste. Do you like them young and virginal, and female?
Or are you more into cross-dressing idols? (For those who don't know, ...
Love Shot is a new drink designed for people to get it on at parties and clubs in Japan.
The alcoholic drink comes in a tube with openings on either end. The idea is you drink it simultaneously with a partner (or potential partner), sharing liquids before you really share liquids.
While you slurp up the Technicolor drink you can look right into your partner's face at close range, seeing what they look like with their mouth puckered up as if they are giving you head. Don't worry, drink enough of these and that will certainly be coming later (pun fully intended).
And ...
We all have fantasies about virgins, perhaps especially Asian virgins.
In fact, despite the allure, sleeping with a virgin isn't all it's cracked up to be. After all, there's a lot of awkwardness and delay.
But it's still something we all want to try every now and then.
However, the right situations don't always present themselves at your convenience.
Fortunately, we have Japanese sex toys to help us out.
The Cocoa Aisu Virgin Slippery Puriman Onahole is not only based on Cocoa Aisu's pussy and magnificently recreates having fun with the sweetest and most innocent-looking ...
