A women's you-know-what needs attention. It's not just a simple vessel for men to stick themselves in and push as hard as they can -- it needs training to remain tight.
Not having children is one solution, of course.
Another is to train your vagina regularly with various exercises.
You can also use this Femi Fit Wakageru, which fits very snugly indeed.
No, this isn't a vaginal dildo -- though we reckon it could also function as one! -- it's primarily for exercising your vagina.
Your hole will close around it after you insert it (with lotion if necessary). Move your hips ...
This lends a whole new meaning to titty-fucking, called paizuri in Japan.
The Love Titty Onahole is a masturbator in the shape of a breast being cupped.
Okay, there are plenty of breast toys, including ones where you can fuck right between the bust for a great paizuri experience.
But this one's a bit different. On top of the hole inside the titty masturbator, there are also two other mini holes. You slip bullet vibrators into these to add a buzzing sensation on your member.
Never has screwing a breast felt so good or so practical!
Japanese breasts are very underrated. ...
When you've got something good, hold onto it, as the saying goes.
Well, some people have taken that literally when it comes to women.
In Cardboard Box Confinement Girl, a man keeps a girl in his house as a sex slave and literally makes her sleep in his closet in a cardboard box.
There are so-called freeter Japanese "in-between" workers and other working poor who are forced to live and sleep in box flats so tiny we would call them cages or closets. If they're lucky they can live in an internet cafe and get to sleep at one of the computer booths.
Well, I guess this girl is the ...
It pays to be careless sometimes, it seems.
For a Japanese porn star, despite all those nakadashi (creampie) scenes, you would think that getting pregnant was the thing they fear most. It signals if not the end of their career, at least a large blimp where they cannot work.
But not if you are as cute as the cosplayer JAV porn star Tsubomi, whose latest film is simply called "Tsubomi Pregnant."
We think the main point of the film is thus pretty obvious.
Of course, there are lots of pregnant porn films already and even pregnant women sex shops for people with lactating breasts ...
Never, never let it be said that pornography isn't cultural. Far from it. JAV is high art!
We've known this for years and now there can be no denying it with the Naked Sex Art Museum, which we have been "visiting" recently.
The Soft on Demand (SOD) title features Anri Suzuki, Ryo Akanishi, Satsuki Kirishima and Reira Serikawa in a series of scenes that recreate famous paintings... in the most artistic way possible.
The cover of course is Sandro Botticelli's Venus.
Another major obvious one is Manet's "The Luncheon on the Grass".
The original painting in itself ...
Here is the otaku hug pillow for the new generation.
A smartphone that is the size of a bed.
That's right, you can sleep on this phone, run on it, even live on it.
But otaku will be interested in how it can revolutionize the hug pillow.
Take the Soine App 4.1, which allows you to snuggle up (soine) to a life-size 2D anime character.
Before you jump to any conclusions about "Japanese" engineers, the development team was actually led by a white ...
Three. Two. One. Lift off!
No, you haven't seen it all. If you think you have, you need to stay up to date with the new JAV Japanese porn releases.
Pussy Rocket Syringe Pump Challenge is an example of "injection bondage" in which five amateurs are tied up in a kind of barn and then have a "rocket" stuck up their vaginas, pumping them with spunk and other liquids.
The aim, apparently, is not vivisection but to see how much the ladies can "take" -- and whether the stuff will eventually spew out of their mouths or not.
There is almost three hours of this to... what, endure? ...
We've heard of deluxe silicone dolls. We all know "plush" foam dolls. And of course, blow-up air dolls are no secret.
But did you know that you can have a hot water doll?
Working a bit like a hot water bottle, the Hot Hip series are like buttock and thigh air dolls -- except you add in hot water rather than air.
The result is that the doll is both warm to the touch, unlike the sometimes undeniably sterile sensation of a blow-up air doll, plus it moves and responds as you push and squeeze it.
Winter might be almost over in Japan -- but not in Europe or America, that's ...
Okay, so that's a provocative question but these are provocative films.
The Naked Continent is a series of Japanese porn films that feature JAV stars heading to Africa ("the dark continent") to meet the natives and go savage.
A lot is made of the contrast between the pale, innocent-looking Japanese girl and the dark tribesmen and women she meets.
There are several films in the series, each starring a different girl. So far stars have included Yui Takashiro, Yuka Osawa and more.
Naturally she gets very acquainted with the men, discovering an inner, feral sexuality through ...
We've been "investigating" another fab genre of Japanese pornography a lot recently.
Homeless porn.
Back in 2011 we saw our first title, where a young J-girl is homeless in L.A. and has to sleep with tramps to get a place to stay.
But there are many, many more.
Some take the common "girl-in-peril" motif and have the young lady being forced to undergo something that is "dirty" or humiliating, or an incredible challenge.
Often the sex is semi-public, watched by all the other homeless guys in the community.
In general, this "humiliation" style is a frequent style in many Japanese JAV ...
