Why should the men have all the fun when it comes to sex dolls?
Sure, there's a zillion different kinds of blow-up dolls, plush dolls, hug pillows or luxury silicone dolls. But it's rare to hear about male ones.
What do I mean? I mean dolls of men, not for men.
So I was very happy when I got invited to try out the Love Venus Japanese Men's Body Plush Doll, a foam doll for girls who like Japanese male bodies -- or of course, guys who like (Japanese) guys.
Of course, I don't need to use the masturbator space. Instead, I can just use a vibe or strap on with the doll.
Gay guys, ...
We loved the first Super Sonico doll so much.
The Nitroplus character has been around since 2007 and you can find her getting into all kinds of sexy poses in a range of goodies, including curtains for the otaku fans who wants to decorate their rooms.
Needless to say, we were delighted when our intrepid reported spotted a new model in Akihabara, a sample before the actual product goes on sale later in the year.
The Super Sonico 2 is the hug pillow cover for the guy who loves anime girls with asses. Sure the breasts and big eyes are there. That's standard. But now there is a rump ...
I've had my fair share of women in my time and not all have been attractive. Sometimes they have been downright ugly, a combination of desperation, alcohol and curiosity. I found that the best blow jobs and the dirtiest of acts would invariably be performed by the less attractive girls. The hotties were more shy or modest.
This is why I was very intrigued to hear about this Debu-topia Onahole, a masturbator which gives you the sensation of having sex with a fat, "ugly" (debu) girl.
It is inspired by a cult ero game and the illustration on the cover is already a feast for the ...
I'm a girl who likes to get licked out.
But as well as the gentle lapping of a tongue, I also like the powerful buzz of a vibrator inside and around my pussy.
So when Taro produced this Peropero Tongue Vibe, I was naturally pretty excited.
The mini vibrator has a tongue-style flipping head that will keep busy buzzing up and down. The tongue is lined with small bumps and nubs too, which is more than a man's tongue has, I can tell you.
I liked having it gently stroke over the top of me, but you could also push it in and have it oscillate inside your body too.
The small ...
We all like a nice tongue rubbing on our cock head.
This EROlution Onahole is a "mouth" that is also a pussy -- with a tongue sticking out as you push inside the tight hole.
I found even that enough stimulation and an interesting new experience in its own right. After all, there are lots of blow job onaholes out there, yet one with a "tongue" is novel.
But that's not all. This baby is also powered! There is a small "rotar" -- a bullet vibe, which you plug into the front of the masturbator. This buzzes and vibrates the inner passage and tongue as you push in, adding stimulation. ...
A women's you-know-what needs attention. It's not just a simple vessel for men to stick themselves in and push as hard as they can -- it needs training to remain tight.
Not having children is one solution, of course.
Another is to train your vagina regularly with various exercises.
You can also use this Femi Fit Wakageru, which fits very snugly indeed.
No, this isn't a vaginal dildo -- though we reckon it could also function as one! -- it's primarily for exercising your vagina.
Your hole will close around it after you insert it (with lotion if necessary). Move your hips ...
This lends a whole new meaning to titty-fucking, called paizuri in Japan.
The Love Titty Onahole is a masturbator in the shape of a breast being cupped.
Okay, there are plenty of breast toys, including ones where you can fuck right between the bust for a great paizuri experience.
But this one's a bit different. On top of the hole inside the titty masturbator, there are also two other mini holes. You slip bullet vibrators into these to add a buzzing sensation on your member.
Never has screwing a breast felt so good or so practical!
Japanese breasts are very underrated. ...
When you've got something good, hold onto it, as the saying goes.
Well, some people have taken that literally when it comes to women.
In Cardboard Box Confinement Girl, a man keeps a girl in his house as a sex slave and literally makes her sleep in his closet in a cardboard box.
There are so-called freeter Japanese "in-between" workers and other working poor who are forced to live and sleep in box flats so tiny we would call them cages or closets. If they're lucky they can live in an internet cafe and get to sleep at one of the computer booths.
Well, I guess this girl is the ...
It pays to be careless sometimes, it seems.
For a Japanese porn star, despite all those nakadashi (creampie) scenes, you would think that getting pregnant was the thing they fear most. It signals if not the end of their career, at least a large blimp where they cannot work.
But not if you are as cute as the cosplayer JAV porn star Tsubomi, whose latest film is simply called "Tsubomi Pregnant."
We think the main point of the film is thus pretty obvious.
Of course, there are lots of pregnant porn films already and even pregnant women sex shops for people with lactating breasts ...
Never, never let it be said that pornography isn't cultural. Far from it. JAV is high art!
We've known this for years and now there can be no denying it with the Naked Sex Art Museum, which we have been "visiting" recently.
The Soft on Demand (SOD) title features Anri Suzuki, Ryo Akanishi, Satsuki Kirishima and Reira Serikawa in a series of scenes that recreate famous paintings... in the most artistic way possible.
The cover of course is Sandro Botticelli's Venus.
Another major obvious one is Manet's "The Luncheon on the Grass".
The original painting in itself ...
