Japanese breasts — in bullet time

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take the “bullet time” scene from The Matrix and try it with breasts?

Fortunately we have some enterprising Japanese engineers to tell us.

Breasts in bullet time: that’s what this video does. In a range of cup sizes.

“We hope you’ll come to Japan and see for yourself,” the narrator intones. Bouncing breasts? That should be greating tourists at the airport!

Cool Japai is a parody video series by Tokyo Soko themed around breasts. They feature English narration and a tongue firmly in the cheek.

This video is an experiment to blow strong wind at breasts to see how they react — in very slow motion.

This video tests a d-cup bust against 60km/h winds.

Or a Roomba vacuum cleaner try to move around breasts?

Or try to run a toy train set through the “Arc de breasts”.

“Catching an egg with the breasts” (actually essentially dropping breasts onto the bust and seeing if it breaks).

And quite possibly the most impressive: landing a drone on a pair of Japanese breasts.

We have to give to the makers — these are nothing if not original.

This is the behind-the-scenes footage!