Keep clean with this Masturbation Apron Bib

I masturbate a lot and I also use onaholes and other adult toys a lot. I’m sure you have the same problem as me — lotion gets all over me, especially down among the pubes, which only a shower can solve.

Even worse is when I’ve finished inside a hole and then “pull out” — and with it comes a waterfall of cum unless you’re careful!

Well, my dreams have been answered with this Masturbation Apron Bib!

You slip one of the sheets over your cock and then unfold it around your body.

Now lotion and other liquids won’t be jumping onto you, making the “aftermath” a much more simple and convenient process of just throwing one special tissue sheet away.

Luckily they come (excuse the pun) in a pack of 200 so I won’t be running out for at least a few weeks!