Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take the "bullet time" scene from The Matrix and try it with breasts?
Fortunately we have some enterprising Japanese engineers to tell us.
Breasts in bullet time: that's what this video does. In a range of cup sizes.
"We hope you'll come to Japan and see for yourself," the narrator intones. Bouncing breasts? That should be greating tourists at the airport!
Cool Japai is a parody video series by Tokyo Soko themed around breasts. They feature English narration and a tongue firmly in the cheek.
This video is an experiment to ...
According to an article on Nikkan Gendai, a quarter of Japanese girls have experience working in what is euphemistically known as mizu-shobai. This can apply to full-on hostesses but also just girls working in "snack" bars, girls' bars, and so on.
The article quotes a survey of 3,563 women around Japan asking if they have experience working at night at a kyabakura (cabaret, a type of hostess club) or snack bar.
23% answered yes.
If we add in how many have experience working in prostitution or in AV, the numbers grow bigger still.
According to one specialist writer, then ...
Japan may have some of the skinniest chicks around but there are plenty of pocchari idol groups, fat girl fetish porn, and even larger lady call girl services.
If you want the experience of a bigger Japanese girl in your hand without all the fuss of finding one, feeding her and seducing her, then the Debu-sen Fat Japanese Girl Onahole is for you.
Debu means a "fatty" or "ugly" girl, similar to the slang word busu. Debu-sen (or just debusen) is someone with a fetish for large ladies.
We've seen this kind of fetish masturbator before. The Debu-topia was an awesome toy that paid ...
Our groins got excited when we heard the recent news that ex-SKE48 idol Momona Kito was to make her AV debut on the Muteki label in June.
To whet our appetites for "Princess Peach" (all three hours of it) when it gets released, Yua Mikami (aka Momona Kito) has already posed full nude, revealing her lovely body.
These "hair nude" shots are seemingly promo shots for the former idol and were published in the latest issue of weekly tabloid Friday.
Scans have been making their way onto the salivating net.
She has now joined her former SKE48 peer ...
Kind of.
Yuki Kashiwagi's android copy, Yukirin, is getting married to another robot, Frois, a robot designed by Maywa Denki in the likeness of a bath stool.
The marriage ceremony is taking place at Aoyama Cay in central Tokyo on June 27th.
Perhaps to calm down assuage any otaku, Yukirin has been rechristened Roborin, but to all intents and purposes she appears to be the same robot.
Tickets cost ¥10,000 and are limited to 100 people.
Is human-robot marriage (and sex!) now only a short step away?!
Our imaginations are running wild.
Combine a sex machine with an ...
This week is Golden Week, the spring holidays in Japan.
Combined with last weekend and last week's national holiday, you can get several days off in a row, which many people exploit to go back to their home towns.
Pity the people who still have to work during this period.
They can't enjoy the hot weather or the shopping. At least the rush hour trains are empty.
Some cosplayers have been showing their support for businessmen stuck in their offices during Golden Week.
To cheer them up they have been posting images on their lovely legs on Twitter. After all, we know that local men ...
Momona Kito, a former leading idol in SKE48 (the Nagoya version of AKB48), has signed up for a one-off porn feature, starring under the new name Yua Mikami.
The 180-minute (!) "Princess Peach" will be released on major porn label Muteki on June 1st. Kito was in SKE48 from 2009 until 2014, though her final time in the group was tainted by scandal after she was photographed by tabloids in a drunken kiss with Yuya Tegoshi.
Muteki specialize in getting porn debuts out of popular ladies who until then had been famous for a different kind of career. Hot jukujo Chiharu Komatsu made her ...
Our slinky idol this week is actress Meibi Yamanouchi.
Born in 1987, Meibi has done some stunning nude shots showing off her nice butt.
She started as a teen idol (junior idol) and then switched tracks to be an actress. She has appeared in the NHK Taiga drama Go: Hime-tachi no Sengoku as well as some minor films. No sex scenes (nureba) yet, as far as we know. Give her time!
While Meibi lacks the fame of some of the other Japanese idols and actresses that we like to feature, we hope that changes in the ...
M.S.M. -- Men Who Have Sex With Men is an upcoming documentary about gay Japan.
Directed by Ian Thomas Ash and Adrian Storey/Uchujin, details are still slim and there's no trailer yet. But naturally Tokyo Kinky wants to know more!
Image via @MSMdocumentary
We're certainly intrigued by the tagline:
"Because not all men who have sex with men consider themselves gay."
That's an interesting phrase, especially in Japan, which has a long and vibrant gay culture, even though at the time and now it is not always recognized as "gay" in the modern sense. There were lots of man-on-man ...
What happens after gravure idols hang up their bikinis and try to move on in their careers is a question that fascinates us.
Most crash and burn, but in the meantime manage to find a nice husband in the industry who will take care of them.
The tale of Aki Mizusawa is an interesting one.
Born in 1959, she was a gravure pin-up during the 1980s.
In between winning the hearts of men around the nation, she found time to have an affair with Jackie Chan, a well-known philanderer, in Spain in 1984.
She was also working as a singer during this time.
She sealed her sex siren reputation by ...
