Remember how last year we blogged about Soine-ya, the awesome bed-sharing place in Akihabara?
It's a kind of logical mix of enjo kosai (compensated dating) and maid cafes, allowing you to snuggle up and "sleep" (but nothing more) with cute young girls.
They have now opened a new second place in Shinjuku and also offer a new service!
Now you can doze on a lady's butt for the pricey sum of ¥1,000 per minute. That's something like $11 for 60 seconds!
Not sure how much shut-eye I could get knowing my wallet was being emptied in such a way, but I guess it's more the feeling ...
Do you like Akihabara maids?
Who doesn't?!
Even if otaku idol girls are not your thing, everyone can still see that an Akihabara maid cafe lady is a hottie that needs to be given the real customer attention she demands.
Now you can... with just your hand.
The Akiba Maid Onahole has been cloned from a genuine Akibahara maid.
Now you can pump away inside a maid till your heart's content every day -- and without paying the silly table charges they slap on you in Akiba.
We visited one maid cafe last year and were a bit disappointed, to be honest. They were employing ...
Sorry, we're a bit late on the uptake with this but it seems that Japan's least favorite idol group is not just a musical incarnation of Satan, though with a FEW hot girls thrown in (and some right stinkers like Tomomi Itano!) -- it is also an illegal drug!
We had a very big chuckle about this when we heard.
What irony!
The group that is for otaku a real addiction is literally a pharmaceutical substance!
Granted, this is all according to the authority that is Wikipedia, which has been known to be the occasional victim of sabotage. But the Wiki page is well annotated, ...
Erika Sawajiri is no stranger to almost shedding her clothes, not to mention acting like a spoilt and uptight bitch.
It's never clear how much is true and how much is a cultivated personality, though.
Her recently released film Helter-Skelter contains some glimpses of the real Erika, by which we mean her flesh!
It's pretty tame by many people's standards, especially Korean actresses', but it's still a nice way to start your day.
Saying that, apparently during the making of the film they had a lot of trouble extracting a convincing performance from Erika. During the sex scenes ...
Some sad news to start 2013: Babe Maomi Yuuki is getting married.
Maomi (32) will marry her boyfriend, a hair stylist aged 35 this June. They met through work last May, which I guess proves that once over the magic three-oh, girls like to get hitched quick!
Maomi is often classified as an intenri josei tarento (brainy female TV personality) -- a perhaps rather unjustified label, given that essentially she is a model.
At the end of the day, she is a minor TV celebrity famous for being a bit pretty and doing lingerie shoots.
She is particularly ...
A survey of Japanese Wikipedia pages has revealed that the most viewed are a list of JAV actresses and then the pages for AKB48 and then fellow idol band Momoiro Clover Z.
If ever we needed yet more prove that the Japanese take their porn seriously and spend all their time online getting horny, then here it is!
According to the survey data, the AV list got an amazing 18,569,543 views, dwarving its Akiba idol rivals with a mere 7,133,542.
That's the kind of internet we like to see. Porn and ...
Our lady this week is the very, very lovely Manami Marutaka (丸高愛美).
Aimi was born in 1990 and is a noted gravure model growing in popularity, not least for her nice D-cup and winning ...
Santa's little helper just got a big promotion!
Ever fancied having sex with an fairy? Well, now Soft on Demand has got you covered with this porn epic titled, yes, you've guessed it, Elf.
Japanese girls famously can look elfin at times but how about actually one that IS an elf?
Just when you think you've "seen it all"... Along comes another JAV movie that will blow your mind and every taboo you can think of right out of the water. This is why we love Japanese porn -- not so much for the sex but for the constant innovation.
Available for overseas shipping from the generous ...
This lovely lady has 22 boyfriends. And before you start jumping to conclusions and calling her a slut, she regards them all as serious ones!
When Hatsuho Tani (22) was asked recently by a Japanese tabloid if she felt bad for being so active in romance, she replied that she loves each guy in a different way.
She must also possess a superhuman memory too since she claims to remember all their various conversations!
Hatsuho is a "burikko"-type tarento and model -- in other words, she pretends to be dumb.
This is apparently very charming to Japanese men, who like a girl who looks up ...
Sony has been running a campaign recently in which sexy girls dance all around Japan's 47 prefectures.
The aptly named Headphone Girls 47 has proved a popular hit with, well, guys.
Here are some nice ladies from Wakayama.
Well, Kotaku recently interviewed three lovely lasses from this campaign -- and all in rather fetching Santa gear!
We thought the perfect way to wish our loyal readers a Happy Christmas was by posting some wonderful pictures of the trio.
The three ladies are Gifu's Yuuna Nagai...
Aichi's Rinka Nishizawa...
and Matsue, ...
