Good ol' Osaka, ever the dirtier, less noble metropolis compared to Tokyo.
Remember this is the city that gave Japan the cup of instant noodles AND no-panties cafes!
Take the case of a certain Mr. Yamaoka, a simple 37-year old guy who just happens to have an addictive fetish for stealing women's panties.
Yes, what could be wrong with that? Well, a lot actually, especially when you are going around literally ripping the underwear off girls.
He would go after anyone, even people just walking along the street on their way home.
He was eventually arrested in November for ...
The Japanese have a thing for tentacle sex.
From historical shunga prints to modern day manga and anime, there are countless examples of monsters attacking, groping and penetrating pretty damsels with their hairy appendages.
It's actually more like a form of "rape" (and we use that word with caution), as reflected in the Japanese term for it, shokushu goukan (触手強姦).
The most famous example bar none is Hokusai's immensely sensual The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, in which an octopus is literally eating out a beautiful woman. Yikes! I bet her hubby didn't see that ...
Remember how last year we blogged about Soine-ya, the awesome bed-sharing place in Akihabara?
It's a kind of logical mix of enjo kosai (compensated dating) and maid cafes, allowing you to snuggle up and "sleep" (but nothing more) with cute young girls.
They have now opened a new second place in Shinjuku and also offer a new service!
Now you can doze on a lady's butt for the pricey sum of ¥1,000 per minute. That's something like $11 for 60 seconds!
Not sure how much shut-eye I could get knowing my wallet was being emptied in such a way, but I guess it's more the feeling ...
Do you like Akihabara maids?
Who doesn't?!
Even if otaku idol girls are not your thing, everyone can still see that an Akihabara maid cafe lady is a hottie that needs to be given the real customer attention she demands.
Now you can... with just your hand.
The Akiba Maid Onahole has been cloned from a genuine Akibahara maid.
Now you can pump away inside a maid till your heart's content every day -- and without paying the silly table charges they slap on you in Akiba.
We visited one maid cafe last year and were a bit disappointed, to be honest. They were employing ...
Sorry, we're a bit late on the uptake with this but it seems that Japan's least favorite idol group is not just a musical incarnation of Satan, though with a FEW hot girls thrown in (and some right stinkers like Tomomi Itano!) -- it is also an illegal drug!
We had a very big chuckle about this when we heard.
What irony!
The group that is for otaku a real addiction is literally a pharmaceutical substance!
Granted, this is all according to the authority that is Wikipedia, which has been known to be the occasional victim of sabotage. But the Wiki page is well annotated, ...
Erika Sawajiri is no stranger to almost shedding her clothes, not to mention acting like a spoilt and uptight bitch.
It's never clear how much is true and how much is a cultivated personality, though.
Her recently released film Helter-Skelter contains some glimpses of the real Erika, by which we mean her flesh!
It's pretty tame by many people's standards, especially Korean actresses', but it's still a nice way to start your day.
Saying that, apparently during the making of the film they had a lot of trouble extracting a convincing performance from Erika. During the sex scenes ...
Some sad news to start 2013: Babe Maomi Yuuki is getting married.
Maomi (32) will marry her boyfriend, a hair stylist aged 35 this June. They met through work last May, which I guess proves that once over the magic three-oh, girls like to get hitched quick!
Maomi is often classified as an intenri josei tarento (brainy female TV personality) -- a perhaps rather unjustified label, given that essentially she is a model.
At the end of the day, she is a minor TV celebrity famous for being a bit pretty and doing lingerie shoots.
She is particularly ...
A survey of Japanese Wikipedia pages has revealed that the most viewed are a list of JAV actresses and then the pages for AKB48 and then fellow idol band Momoiro Clover Z.
If ever we needed yet more prove that the Japanese take their porn seriously and spend all their time online getting horny, then here it is!
According to the survey data, the AV list got an amazing 18,569,543 views, dwarving its Akiba idol rivals with a mere 7,133,542.
That's the kind of internet we like to see. Porn and ...
Our lady this week is the very, very lovely Manami Marutaka (丸高愛美).
Aimi was born in 1990 and is a noted gravure model growing in popularity, not least for her nice D-cup and winning ...
Santa's little helper just got a big promotion!
Ever fancied having sex with an fairy? Well, now Soft on Demand has got you covered with this porn epic titled, yes, you've guessed it, Elf.
Japanese girls famously can look elfin at times but how about actually one that IS an elf?
Just when you think you've "seen it all"... Along comes another JAV movie that will blow your mind and every taboo you can think of right out of the water. This is why we love Japanese porn -- not so much for the sex but for the constant innovation.
Available for overseas shipping from the generous ...
