Balls. Us guys all have them. Sometimes they just get in the way. Other times the girls give them nice attention. Girls who play with balls are sexy enough, we know. But what about balls themselves? Can they be sexy? Well, they can if they open up and include a nice surprise inside. To add to the gym training-themed sex toys we've been experiencing recently, now comes the Excite Athlete Sex Balls, a set of "sports balls" -- baseball, golf, soccer -- that each contain a unique fiendish masturbation sleeve. Original, innocent to the eye and great for storage, this was a ...

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At Waseda University they've made available another side to traditional Japanese art in the "Fart War Scroll Picture" (屁合戦絵巻 or He-gassen-emaki), a series of images telling the epic tale of breaking wind competitively in ancient Tokyo. Japanese humor can sometimes be very slapstick and we have trouble relating it to our western chums. Lavatorial jokes are pretty universal, though, and it seems that Edo era Japanese had a liking for this kind of comedy, if this scroll is anything to go by. Beyond this one that Waseda has made available online, there are more examples ...

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A doujou or dojo is a training place for ancient Japanese martial arts. A sort of Japanese gym. But our cocks need training as well, it seems! We've just been sent these two Karikubi Dojo ring cups. While most masturbator sleeves end at one end in a sort of chamber filled with nubs and stimulators. These Karikubi can be penetrated right through, plus held on either end for better, faster action. The "karikubi" of the name refers to the corona base of the glans penis. Since you can hold the handles you also have complete control on the pressure, angle and speed -- kind of like a ...

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We've been watching a bunch of cheap soft core movies. Though Japanese porn is great, of course, there is also a lot of cheaply made but imaginative erotica around, such as this, Horny House of Horror (aka Fashion Hell). Sure, there is no penetration on display and the sex is less graphic, but there's still plenty of flair! Starring three porn regulars, Mint Suzuki, Asami, and Saori Hara, the "plot" revolves around a new fuzoku sex club visited one night by a trio of naive young guys. They get far more than they bargained for as the club is a den of pain and horror (yep, hence the ...

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More sad news, guys. In 2010 sexy model Yuki Yamamoto was one of a spate of celebrities and idols who married quickly after they found out they were pregnant (the so-called dekikekkon or shotgun wedding). Now the goddess has announced she is pregnant again with a new child! Still the thought that someone is having a poke inside Yuki sans condom is a pleasant image indeed. We just wish it was ...

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It seems that unusual vibrators that look like character or mascot toys are all the rage in Japan these days. After introducing the Lovely Loveman earlier this week, now we find this new ToysBoys waterproof vibe. It is based on the Toys-kun mascot character for Toys Heart, one of Japan's biggest adult toy companies, to celebrate some sort of anniversary. You can pop it on your shelf or bath and everyone will just think it's another wacky Japanese toy. But actually, press the button underneath and it will start buzzing like crazy. The arms, and bulbous head, make for a very unique ...

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Now THIS is what I called manga. A heck of a lot better than all that One Piece crap, that's for sure! Oki was a soldier in World War Two and afterwards he took up drawing SM and bondage manga. We don't know if it's just his innate character or his experiences in the war, but certainly his imagination is very, very fertile! The results, as we're sure you agree, are magnificent. Okay, Megumi, now it's time to recreate these scenes for ...

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Old Akimoto-san is determined to squeeze even more yen out of this "art" as he keeps calling it. The latest way to scheme poor otaku out of their cash is a propaganda film feature length documentary film on his creation, the pop idol group army AKB48. Yasushi Akimoto always bangs on about the quality of the "content" that he makes in interviews, though that doesn't stop him choosing a very tantalizing poster for the movie -- a group of the ladies, looking very small and young, in tights, boots and short skirts! Yes, quality indeed. We also love the title, with its wacky Japanese ...

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For the ladies who like both the cute and the ugly -- like a cock on a nice-looking guy, in many ways -- this is an interesting vibe for you! When I first got this in the mail I thought it was a kind of odd Japanese mascot or character toy for an anime series I hadn't seen yet. But then I took the "Lovely Loveman" off his stand and discovered the switch underneath. When his long nose started buzzing, though it seemed a bit strange at first, I soon learnt how I could manoeuvre and steer it inside my you-know-what. My god, that nose is mighty long and what a shape! "Wacky Japan"? ...

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Given their names in Japan -- "Dutch wife" -- you would be forgiven for thinking that Japanese sex dolls come from Holland, or that the Japanese, with their usual filter on history, believe that they do. As we've blogged about before, there is more than enough love dolls and sex doll history to demonstrate that they are certainly NOT an imported idea. Whether it's Edo era bamboo "husbands" or the contemporary silicone companions, the Japanese have long known what a sex doll is, even without using the word. The nickname dattchi waifu for love dolls, actually going a big out of ...

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