Imagine being able to have a conversation with your vibe?
Well, perhaps we really could eliminate men from the equation!
If you're intrigued, you should definitely check out this new hi-tech vibe, the Voice Tobikko, which has speech and voice recognition functions so it can switch on at your command. Plus it's USB-charged so you don't have to worry about batteries or wires, and you can use it while watching certain kinds of interesting material on your computer!
It also has ten different vibration patterns, which is a heck of a lot more than Taro or Kazuki can manage even on a ...
Tattoos in Japan, for various complicated reasons, tend to be associated with the Yakuza. To be fair, lots of gangsters have them but that of course doesn't mean that any girl or guy with a bit of ink on their body is in the mafia.
Well, following a case where a childcare worker apparently displayed his or her tattoo to scare children, the municipal government of Osaka launched an all-out investigation, determining who on the city payroll has tattoos.
Not unsurprisingly the witch hunt found a minority of people in the waste management, construction and transportation departments who ...
Black English conversation school teacher in Japanese student orgy
May 18, 2012
/ Tadashi Anahori
We've all done our fair share of English language school teaching, and all the fun with colleagues and students that that entails... Not to mention all the sex!
So we were very keen to get our hands on this latest JAV porn epic, the Black English Conversation School Teacher Gyaru Orgy, in which a tall black Eikaiwa teacher finds himself giving VERY practical English tips to a group of gyaru ladies.
Group sex, interracial Japanese-on-black sex... Are we having fun or what?!
We also love the neat touch about the school's name, "MOVA", no relation to any other major English ...
Shiri robotic butt is an ass-lover’s dream come true
May 17, 2012
/ Tadashi Anahori
Everyone knows that I am a big ass man so naturally I got excited when I heard about the Shiri.
Its makers say it is a "buttocks humanoid that represents emotions with visual and tactual [sic] transformation of the muscles".
We say it's the best sex machine that never was!
Yes, now the genius of Japanese engineering has been directed not to saving the country from its energy crisis, food shortage or any of the litany of other issues. Instead, there is Shiri, a realistic ass robot with "organic, artificial muscles".
Made using a urethane skeleton, there is a Gluteus Maximus Actuator -- ...
Moe-yu app for otaku mixed public baths on your phone
May 16, 2012
/ Tadashi Anahori
The Japanese like public baths (onsen) and they also like technology and otaku culture. Imagine mixing the three in the same way some hot springs allow mixed gender bathing!
Just released for Android phones, the Moe-yu app takes two concepts (moe and bathing) and lets users enjoy sensual bathing with special bishojo character Momori. Naturally Momori also talks to you (voiced by Asumi Kana) so you can, well, think you are having a conversation with a real girlfriend.
You can change backgrounds, and use the camera and augmented reality technology so that it even seems that the girl ...
Continuing our series of sadly little-known sexy ladies from Japan, we present the actress and idol Miho Yoshioka.
Born in Osaka in 1980, Miho is little in the public eye these days after she starting having children -- she's now got three kids! -- so we will have to make do with some lovely images from a few years ...
Mimi-kaki is the Japanese custom of ear-cleaning, but not just swirling a cotton bud around your lobes like any old perfunctory hygiene task -- but the act of having your ears lovingly tendered to by a maternal young lass, your head traditionally resting in her lap while she soothes your worries away.
It is very common for husbands to be "serviced" in this way and it can often become a form of bonding, or even foreplay, for couples. Psychologists of course will read all sorts of mother fantasies into this relationship.
Even the tool used is different, a kind of bamboo hook with ...
As we know, there are plenty of people in Japan with oedipal fetishes enough to make lactating milk a major subculture in the porn and sex industry.
Well, this otaku took it a step further.
He wanted to squeeze breasts and pump out milk so bad that he designed a computer software system that lets him do that to 2D images on a screen!
Using a camera and a PC to pinpoint the spot of "milk discharge", he crafted a program whereby he can touch the breast on the screen and then it produces an instantaneous fountain of milk!
Here's the video... Keep watching for the really creepy ...
Tomeko Idol Onahole for all your Japanese anime girl needs
May 11, 2012
/ Tadashi Anahori
We've been having lots of fun with masturbators based on sexy Japanese anime girls recently.
Here's another super example, the Tomeko Idol, a "virtual onahole with superbody feeling"!
It's based on the anime mascot of an adult toys series and is made from Yawahada, a new material that is odor-free and long-lasting. Just imagine pushing yourself slowly into a cute Harajuku girl with silly cat ears.
Here's how KanojoToys describe it:
The gaping lips-style entrance tightens to a long and narrow nub-lined passage, finishing in an air pocket vacuum that will put pressure ...
Feeling lonely? Hug this Hugvie cushion with a heartbeat!
May 10, 2012
/ Tadashi Anahori
Japanese people like to use cushions when they feel lonely, even in historical times.
If you have some imagination and a bit of money, you can invest in one of the massive range of dolls around -- from blow-up air dolls to lap cushions, "love cushions" to full-out silicone love dolls from Orient Industry.
Otaku in particular have always liked to have cushions of their loved ones as pillows-cum-partners. This is probably more out of companionship than anything physical (i.e. they don't actually fuck the pillows... maybe).
Now some boffins have developed Hugvie, a huggable ...