Imagine learning the date every day by having it literally drawn onto a sexy girl. Nyotai Goyomi is my new favorite toy. It sends you a photo every day to your iPhone or Android phone of a new girl! The name means "girl's body calendar" (女体暦) and the sharp-eyed among you will recognize the first part from semi-mythical nyotai-mori, where apparently people eat food off nature girls. (Spoiler alert: This probably never happens except in gaijin fantasies!) Each month has a new theme -- nurse, school girl, kimono etc -- but tattoos are always sexy, right? J-girls with ...

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Japan is the well known for its liking for panties, especially used ones, and for good reasons too. You can get them from vending machines, stores, magazines or...well, you can just steal them if you are so inclined. That's what 32-year old Satoshi Nakayama has been doing in north Tokyo. He went to a coin laundry in Ikebukuro, a rather run-down part of town, and helped himself to pairs of girls' underwear from the driers. And he didn't stop there. He also couldn't stop his wandering hands from snatching off panties from ground floor apartment balconies as they were hanging out ...

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After generating uproar and surprise when they faked a new CGI member for an ice cream commercial, AKB48 have trumped us again by introducing the "real" Aimi Eguchi. In front of 90,000 fans during a major concert, "Eguchi" joined the regular gals on stage for an encore! It later emerged that we had been fooled again by those dastardly ladies! The performer was in fact 15-year-old Yukari Sasaki, who had been the voice behind the Glico Aimi Eguchi commercial, and was wearing special make-up to make her appear like the idol. That's a tough thing to attempt since Aimi is famously formed of ...

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Convicted murderer and rapist Ichihashi is clearly a sick guy. But what's worse than killing an innocent British teacher in cold blood in her apartment? Being his groupie. Yes, at his recent trial in Chiba, just outside Tokyo, Tatsuya Ichihashi (32) attracted groups of female fans every day. The media dubbed them the "Ichihashi girls". Not sure whether they were there to support, admire or just because they had nothing better to do, but this is a new strain of moe for sure. Ichihashi-moe (市橋萌え)! According to journalists reporting at the trial, they caught the groupies, aged from ...

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Oh boys...Here's something for ya all to get yourselves excited about! The event of the year has already been decided: It's when Tenga release their new stunning designer masturbator! Taking the already-pretty-amazing series of Flip Holes, Flip Lites et al, and adding a kind of beauty not seen typically outside of sculpture -- anyone who stumbles on your enjoying one of the different versions of the new Tenga 3D may just suspect your are getting closer to some art!!! Details are a little slim right now but we promise to keep you informed as soon as we hear from the folks at Tenga. There ...

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She might have been losing some ground with the public of late if those Senbatsu Election results are anything to go by, but you'd be a fool to count the achingly cute Tomomi Itano out just yet, especially when she's capable of producing material as pleasing to the eyes and ears as her new single 'Fui ni', released this week. The song, available in Japanese retail outlets from the 13th, is the second physical single release from the 8th-placed AKB48 starlet, following last year's quite well-received 'Dear J'. Cleverly (or should that be cynically?) coupling a pounding, ...

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According to a recently published international study, and contrary to conventional wisdom, cuddling and caressing are more important to men than women in a long-term relationship. Researchers, studying responses from adults in Japan, the United States, Brazil, Germany and Spain, also discovered that men were more likely to be happy in their relationships and that frequent kissing or cuddling was an accurate predictor of happiness for men. Julia Heiman, the director of Indiana University's Kinsey Institute, which conducted the study, was quoted as being "[A] little surprised." with the ...

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A now former high school teacher was recently arrested for a third time after spilling (or discharging) bodily fluids on a 23 year old co-ed in a parking lot in Tochigi Prefecture. According to Sponichi the accused approached his victim in a parking lot and after hitting her with what I can only imagine to be a bit of his very own baby batter (the article isn't very specific as to what kind of body fluid it was...) simply told her, "You've got something on your sweater. Let me help you with that." He then proceded to help her get his spunk off of her sweater, but not before taking ...

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A new survey by the folks over at Time Out Tokyo has provided us an interesting snapshot of sexual habits in the nation's capital in 2011. Responding to a request from May 23rd, over 800 people eventually completed the survey, painting an illuminating picture of the sex lives of present-day Tokyoites. With male respondents accounting for 61% of the total, females taking 39%, the survey delved into such issues as how long you would need to know somebody before having sex (answers running from mere hours to several years), who should initiate a pickup (seems the ball is in your ...

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You know you've hit the big leagues in the wonderful world of JAV when you've featured in movies alongside (not to mention occasionally inside) the likes of gyaru goddess Mana Izumi and this writer's perpetual go-to girl, Rumika. So it is with the luscious Kokomi Naruse (sometimes going by the name of Cocomi Naruse or even Cocomin) who'll be providing you with some mouthwatering eye candy this week. Since debuting in 2008, the Niigata-born 22-year-old has gone from strength to strength, featuring in photo books, collaborative movies and a swath of electrifyingly sexy solo efforts. ...

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