Twitter's a funny little thing. While it's been hyped up as the Next Greatest Best Thing Ever for sharing information, it's also been roundly ridiculed for primarily being a way for people to tell the world what they just had for lunch, or that they lost their car keys. Or something like that. Is the world really interested in the day-to-day happenings in the life of...well...everyone?
Well, they should be now. We just blogged about the amazing new Bukkake Generator that makes painting your favorite face as easy as fapping to it. Easier even. In fact, with the new Twitter-app Onatter.jp ...
Have you ever been sitting at work and feeling a little, you know, horny? Like, you know, you just wanna send your jiz right onto some hot chick's face right there and then? Now you can!
It sounds too good to be true but Bukkake Shot.com allows you to load up any image of your choice and then splatter it with cum. No matter what shape or size the lady might be, the "Bukkake Generator" does a great job detecting where the face is -- and its aim is certainly better than mine!
The application even moderates the level of bukkake between "normal", "awesome" and "miracle"...All it takes is ...
This has been exploding like an internet fireball all over the place...
Sexy minx Hiroko Mima, aka Miss Japan Universe 2008, has allegedly been caught taking part in a very, very graphic video of hot 3-way sex with a very, very lucky guy. Also featured is Miss Trinidad and Tobago Universe 2008 champion Anya Ayoung Chee.
Needless to say, this video is easily available on a variety of nice streaming sites out there... So enjoy!
Hiromi Mima, Anaya Ayoung Chee and the guy (Chee's photographer boyfriend) have denied that the third party is Hiroko Mima, though the woman is clearly Japanese -- ...
On a shopping trip in lovely Akihabara, Tokyo, we came across this wonderful bargain!
We found the panties and bras section, and amused ourselves imagining what cuties could be wearing these for us one day. There were the expected sexy ones...
But, more interestingly, this underwear set for men!
Would you fancy putting this on? We also like how the gentleman on the packaging appears to be wearing the bright pink lingerie over his suit! Now that would get people's attention on the rush hour ...
As also seen on Asiajin, we have heard about the "Kanojo Camera" (彼女カメラ). Now, any visitor to the Kanojo Toys online store will be familiar with the word "kanojo" (彼女) and will probably know it means "girlfriend".
This is an iPhone app that lets you take pictures with not just one -- but five virtual girls! We know how Japanese people like to do things in groups and we definitely like this mentality! This being a virtual world you can customize these girls. Change their costumes, faces, hairstyles, sizes... There are 75 images for you to choose from!
And here's ...
A new Japanese movie called Air Doll (空気人形) has been released. We always suspected that it was about time mainstream society took an interest in our ways, and could this be start? The story, about a man who purchases a sex doll that comes alive, is sure to appeal to our sensibilities and that of regular readers of this blog.
We also love the super cute Korean actress Bae Doo-na (above), who plays the eponymous doll. What's more, our sources tell us she spends much of the running time au naturel!
But don't be satisfied with just a movie. Check out the superb range of sex ...
Are you free on Saturday November 14? Are you kinky? Then head down to the Christon Cafe in Shinjuku for the Japan Fetish Ball. Asia's ultimate fantasy party lands in Tokyo for its annual kink fest!
Be sure to go in costume as it's dress-code only! You can wear SM, Goth, Lolita, cosplay, cyber...all the usual suspects!
See you ...
Anyone seriously interested in either games or anime girls cannot have failed to have noticed Bayonetta, the new mega release for the Xbox. From its tantalizingly saucy posters to its gothic weaponry, this game looks ace. Check out the tight leather pants and the slinky legs...
And now blogger Hachima Kikou has kindly posted some images from the game itself. Let's just say we find the, ahem, angle on this shot rather satisfactory...
Those cosplay girls in Harajuku can eat their hearts out! I'd take Bayonetta over a real lady any ...
I don't know about you but when I like to use an onahole, I like to hold it with both hands. Take a look at this mighty piece of equipment. The Super Shigoku Onahole is my dream companion, a cross between a handheld masturbator and a sex doll.
I can get a firm handle on the buttocks and pound away till I'm done. I also really dig the double hole opportunities for when I'm feeling anally minded. Those snugly ribbed passages rub me up the right way, if you know what I mean! If you're like me and serious about onaholes, then the Super Shigoku is what you've been waiting for.
Buy it ...
Do like a bit of naughty hanky-panky? Do you like stylish and luxury brands? Well, combine both these with the new Lux Heart Paddle from Kanojo Toys.
Sure, we all have the hand bags, the wallets, the purses. But do you have the spanking gear?
From the two-tone leather-like finish that recalls a certain world-famous brand, to the heart-shaped design and hefty handle, this paddle makes you (and your partner) savor every smack. Sure, you can spank with anything, but if you're in it for the long run, why not invest in a nice tool for the job?
Buy it online from ...
