Parody Japanese “milk carton masturbator” recalls almost forgotten milk pack design
Japanese sex toys often use parody to add an extra layer of fun to the proceedings.
We’ve seen countless parody onaholes, so with clever packaging that resemble actual commercial products such as beer cans and snacks.
There are also lubricants like this — which at first glance look just like green tea or even wine bottles.
This is done for the purposes of comic relief but also disguise. You can then leave your sex toy in plain sight!
The “imitative” nature of the design can also add something to the effectiveness of the toy, especially in the case of the items like the candy lotion.
The Milk Carton Onahole once again parodies actual food packaging — this time a regular carton of milk.
It is overtly reminiscent of the milk produced by the disgraced Yukijirushi Nyugyo (Snow Brand Milk Products Co., Ltd.), whose milk was contaminated in the early 2000’s. Since then the company has changed hands and rebranded its milk as “Megmilk” in red.
The Milk Carton Onahole pays tribute to the older 200ml pack’s simple blue and white design, making this a nostalgic sex toy.
The “product name” can be read Nama-jirushi Chunyu, which is meant to be a play on Yukijirushi Nyugyo.
The other writing on the packaging is derivative and there is some wordplay going on (“unlimited in-and-out” but whose characters recall the characters for “unprocessed milk”).
Of course, inside there’s no actual milk — just a normal tight masturbator toy to “drink”.
This also taps into the whole kinkiness of milk, which is not as common in Japan as other countries (traditionally not drinking tea or coffee like Europeans or Americans). Instead, milk has connotations of breast milk and lactating breasts are a huge sex club fetish, porn, sex toys, lubes and more.