Polite sexual offender arrested for the third time
A now former high school teacher was recently arrested for a third time after spilling (or discharging) bodily fluids on a 23 year old co-ed in a parking lot in Tochigi Prefecture.
According to Sponichi the accused approached his victim in a parking lot and after hitting her with what I can only imagine to be a bit of his very own baby batter (the article isn’t very specific as to what kind of body fluid it was…) simply told her, “You’ve got something on your sweater. Let me help you with that.”
He then proceded to help her get his spunk off of her sweater, but not before taking some liberties in the groping department. You can imagine she wasn’t terribly thrilled about the extra help he was offering. When asked why he did it, the suspect simply replied, “I saw a pretty girl and it all happened in the heat of the moment.”
I’m not sure about any of you, but if I just spent a minute (or less) in the bushes watching this girl and spanking it into a cup, that’s about all the passion I’m going to need for the night. But if you’re looking to cut that spanking time down even more, why don’t you just look into a Tenga Flip Lite 2G over at Kanojo Toys. It looks like a glasses case but feels a lot better than one.
