Guro manga artist Shintaro Kago creates amazingly strange sex toys

The Japanese have come up with some unusual sex toys and adult products in their time.

Frankly, many defy explanation.

But I think we have a new winner.

They have been created by guro manga artist Shintaro Kago as awesome ideas for the things sex toys should really be doing for us.

And what ideas they are.

“Dekichatta-kon setto” (Shotgun wedding set) consists of a condom with a hole in it, plus a spout for collecting spent semen, a needle for puncturing a condom, and a small bottle (for secretly storing your lover’s spunk, natch).

Apparently you can buy the set from TACO ché, a bookstore in Nakano Broadway, a subculture district in west Tokyo, where Shintaro Kago is currently holding an exhibition.

Or how about this “spring” to stop your partner penetrating too far inside your pussy?

If he pushes in too deep, he gets “bounced” back. Certainly more effective than the old femidom or diaphragm.

Or there is this “sex prevention” toy for when you are feeling tired but your partner nonetheless insists on sex.

He will get a harsh surprise when he tries to insert himself inside you. The packaging also says it is recommended for rape prevention!

This is a “bullying set” so you can put pins on someone’s chair or glue on the insides of their shoes.

The most controversial, perhaps, is this set for having sex with a corpse.

Necrophiliacs will delight in that it provides a solution for the perennial problem of a rotting vagina through special plugs to keep out the smell. And if you have trouble getting your “partner” hard or wet enough, there is a lubricant included, as well as a tool for keeping the cock hard.

Lastly, this set allows you to “inject” your boyfriend’s penis with fake blood.

When he goes to pee he will see blood flowing from his member, terrifying him into thinking he has caught some terrible disease.