Shiri robotic butt is an ass-lover’s dream come true
Everyone knows that I am a big ass man so naturally I got excited when I heard about the Shiri.
Its makers say it is a “buttocks humanoid that represents emotions with visual and tactual [sic] transformation of the muscles”.
We say it’s the best sex machine that never was!
Yes, now the genius of Japanese engineering has been directed not to saving the country from its energy crisis, food shortage or any of the litany of other issues. Instead, there is Shiri, a realistic ass robot with “organic, artificial muscles”.
Made using a urethane skeleton, there is a Gluteus Maximus Actuator — whatever that means — which can inflate and “move” the buttocks in the apparently “emotional” way.
Well, we have no doubt that Shiri looks and feels ultra-realistic. But the developers missed one vital element! The hole!
Until that gets added, we will content ourselves with some nice idol ass.
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If I want a fat ass that you can’t use for sex, lays around the house being all emotional, I’ll just get married!
@Mr. Doubt
Fair enough!