Evidence at last that the future is doomed. We are set to be surrounded by avatars, augmented reality companions, and "enhanced" partners. Nothing we will see or touch -- or even fuck -- will be what it actually is.
Are we exaggerating? Perhaps.
But then look at what FaceApp can do! The app was recently used to transform nine male Japanese reporters into cute Japanese women.
Before you start fapping at these cuties, be sure to check the originals!
Of course, FaceApp has been around for a few years and YouTube is full of deep fake videos. But this is some of the most compelling evidence we ...
Virtual dating has long been a big part of the adult industry or quasi-adult industry in Japan.
What with all the reports of sexless Japan and "parasite singles" still living with their parents well into their thirties, you might almost be forgiven for thinking that "virtual boyfriends" apps and digital idols were responsible for the downfall of the nation.
There were more examples at Tokyo Game Show 2016 that will surely not do much for Japan's reputation in this regard.
The show featured an array of otome romance apps for ladies to find that Prince Charming in 2D form.
One ...
While the Tokyo Game Show last weekend ultimately did not feature Sony's divisive "Summer Lesson" demo for the Project Morpheus HMD headset, it did have some virtual boyfriends instead.
One booth at TGS 2014 showcased virtual dating and romance apps so women could get their perfect partner. The only snag is that the man in question does not exist in reality.
Voltage Romance Apps features a series of smartphone social apps with fake boyfriends for lonely women. They even have English-language versions adapted for North American audiences.
The average user is a 30-year-old Japanese ...
If you are a fan of girls with knee high socks -- and we know there are plenty of them out there! -- as well as "the absolute zone" (zettai ryouiki), that Japanese love of the slender upper thigh, then this Zettai Kutsushita app is something you must get on your device ASAP.
The so-called Zettai Ryoiki is derived possibly from the Evangelion series and refers to the tantalizing area of the upper thigh, a point of pure flesh framed between sock and skirt. The popularity of the "zone" was such that there was even a minor trend for girls walking around with ads on their thighs (zettai ...
You may have heard a lot about instant messaging app LINE over the last two years. It is meant to be the most rapidly rising and exciting social service in Japan and other parts of Asia.
Well, it's not just about chatting and sharing cute virtual stickers. When you have 100 million users, you can guarantee that a certain proportion of them will be horny.
And when you get horny users, you get porn!
Some creative users have been creating conversations where the chat bubbles only just about preserve the modesty of sexy idols.
Okay, so here's the secret ...
If you are sick of the recent flood of useless iPhone apps as of late and feel they just aren't sexy enough, say hello to Idol Poker.
A relatively new app has been created to bring you a host of sexy Japanese porn superstars such as Maria Ozawa and Rio. It started off as a Japanese app but was soon translated into English to spread the love amongst the rest of us perverts.
The app is really just a simple game of five card draw poker which will give you a new pose with every hand you win. Once you clear one girl, you unlock the next and open up the possibility of unlocking her ...
This cute girl can be yours to hold and touch on your iPhone or iPad for just 230 yen (about $2.70)!
The Oniichan app has three characters voiced by Himeko Sakuragawa, Arisu and Miruku Shirayuki respectively.
You have to find the "points" on the screen that open up different kinds of "Oniichan" siutations and responses. Each girl has 100 of these situations. Once you find 80 of them you can start playing with the next character.
It may not quite be as good as Love Plus but I'm still gonna download this ...
Apparently those prudes at Apple and iTunes don't like hot Japanese idols!
They have banned the Mosatsu iPhone app from the store, depriving potentially thousands of guys from "ripping" the clothes off their favorite models.
Mosatsu (妄撮, "fantasy photo") is based on a popular series of photo books where you see the idol in clothes, and then you can "rip" the photo to show some of her wardrobe seemingly torn from her body...revealing what's underneath.
Hell, this would make my commute MUCH more interesting!
[Pics via ASCii.jp and ...
Any self-respecting otaku or anime-lover will have heard of Konami's Love Plus.
It's a virtual dating sim game for the DS. Players can choose one of three girls (Aika Takamine, Rinko Kobayakawa and Nene Anegasaki) and pursue a full relationship with them. You can speak to them through the DS's microphone and even the touch-pad allows for some interaction.
It is even possible to sit down and communicate with other nearby DS players using the game through the wireless connection function.
Well, now there's a iPhone and iPod app version.
This is even better than the DS version ...
As also seen on Asiajin, we have heard about the "Kanojo Camera" (彼女カメラ). Now, any visitor to the Kanojo Toys online store will be familiar with the word "kanojo" (彼女) and will probably know it means "girlfriend".
This is an iPhone app that lets you take pictures with not just one -- but five virtual girls! We know how Japanese people like to do things in groups and we definitely like this mentality! This being a virtual world you can customize these girls. Change their costumes, faces, hairstyles, sizes... There are 75 images for you to choose from!
And here's ...
