Sometimes I don't get Japan at all. And it's my own country. So-called "sexless" relationships are a big problem here. There are marriages up and down the land where no fucking is happening between man and wife. And it's not just the middle-aged. Even the youngsters aren't up to as much as they should be. This is bad news for condom makers. One contraception manufacturer has said that its sales of condoms is just 60% of what it was 30 years ago. Personally, though, knowing a lot of chums, I reckon it's the local penchant for not using a condom and ending it all with a glorious bukkake ...

Japan has love hotels, sex shops, adult goods...It's an erotic paradise. But this is all carefully pigeonholed. Anyone who's watched mainstream TV here will immediately notice how boring it is. No sex, no nudity, no controversy. Yeah, it's pretty boring except for the occasional cute presenter. Well, one such cute lady got herself into some trouble earlier this year. A picture of Miku Natsume giggling while holding up a box of condoms (Exhibit A on the left), seemingly while lying on a futon with the photographer, led to the sweet gal being sacked from her conservative ...

All of us look for a little bit of extra strength in the bedroom when faced with the task of pleasing our sexy partner. The Kabuto Samurai Condoms I found over at KanojoToys can't but help give me the armor I've been looking for. True warriors need variation in their attacks, and the three types of Kabuto ("helmet") condoms that come in this set will just help bolster your sexy assault. Minty Menthol in green for a cooler feel, classic clear Stamina for longer lasting pleasure and finally Tsubu in pink which boasts 1,350 nubs for the ultimate in lady-spearing. Now all ...

Is your girlfriend so afraid of your penis that she doesn't even want to touch it with her hands when putting a condom on you? Perhaps you're a sex worker who wants to maximize your time when every second counts? Well, perhaps the One Touch Condom is for you! With a super easy slide strip that rolls it right on, you'll never have to touch a penis again before putting it in your mouth, manko, or ass. Plus, it shaves at least 3 seconds off of the old-fashioned roll-on condom time, so you'll save plenty of time for the next guy. Progress! As the video shows, you can put a condom on six ...

They aren't being sold online (yet!), but Tenga has recently been doing a collaboration with Okamoto to create special onacups. Okamoto is the famous Japanese condom maker, now lending it's skills to Tenga's insides! Who knows what good things can come out (or into) these creations from now? More collaborations, perhaps with some cool designers, would be welcomed as ...