A new commercial for German DIY store chain Hornbach has stirred controversy. It shows two unkempt and decidedly unhandsome white men getting all sweaty outside in the garden, watched by two scientific-looking bods. The men are then instructed to strip for the observers and hand over their apparently smelly briefs. The scene cuts to an unnamed East Asian city that looks like Hong Kong or a futuristic Tokyo. A woman approaches a vending machine and buys a package. it turns out to be one of the hairy German guys' briefs, sealed and fresh. The woman, who looks Japanese, gleefully opens the ...

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We all need the touch of the others when we are lonely -- and the hand of another can be particularly, well, handy. The best solution we've ever seen has been the Man's SOM Hand Type Handjob Machine, which is a bestselling masturbot that is exactly what its name suggests. If you don't want to go the whole hog, though, there are always onaholes in the shape of a woman's hands or even special stockings-style gloves that make a handjob feel like someone else is doing the business for you. What about if you are a girl who wants someone to squeeze your hand, say, during a horror movie but don't ...

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If cosplayer Enako recently dressed up as a "mermaid princess" wasn't enough to excite you, then perhaps this fish porn will? The gravure idol Shihomi Yoshino has posed for a striking series of selfies in which she barely hides her nude body and F-cup bust underneath some hanging fish. In a bathtub. Now that's what we call sushi. You won't look at grilled mackerel the same ever again. The selfie shoot took place in what looks like a small apartment's bathtub -- Shihomi's own, if her social media posts are to be believed. A novel publicity stunt by the idol ...

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We all like a bit of extra flesh sometimes and even in skinny Japan, there are still plenty of women around to satisfy out lusts -- and also plenty of fetish adult toys. The Chubby Girl Tight Onahole by Toami not only replicates a pocchari Japanese lady with some curves, it cleverly imitates the sensation of her lingerie cutting deep into the folds of her skin. And it does this through three ring accessories that you slide over the onahole. These three "rings" of varying sizes are used to tighten the masturbator toy, meaning you get the best of both worlds: a voluptuous texture with ...

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Suzu Hirose, Ayami Nakajo, and Haruka Fukuhara star in the comedy movie Let's Go, JETS! From Small Town Girls to U.S. Champions?!, which was released in 2017 and was then followed by a TV drama series sequel broadcast on TBS with a different cast. The formidable lineup of beautiful performers alone should be enough to excite your interest, but a serious bonus should be the brief glimpses of panchira (upskirt shot) that appear as the cheerleaders kick their legs up. All right, it's hardly an actual sex scene or even a nude one -- but in a land where panchira is a massive, ...

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It sounds like one of those "wacky Japan" clickbait stories, but this one at least is true. And there's a video to prove it. The idol group The Banana Monkeys already has a strange enough name, though it now might have won itself an even stranger reputation by offering to sell fans the leftover bathwater used by two of its members. In late January, idols Tenka no Chanyuki and Asuka Rei were filmed enjoying a bath together (sadly, with clothes on) to back up the authenticity of the water, which was then scooped out of the bath and bottled for the pleasure of any fans willing to ...

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Asian Boss, who previously gave us great interviews with former porn stars Emiri Okazaki and Taka Kato, has posted an interview with Yuta Shinohara. Now Yuta might look just like any ordinary Japanese guy, but he's very much not so. In fact, he claims to have dated Lisa, a cockroach. He talks about his unusual companion in the interview, which has not surprisingly drawn a fair amount of shock and disgust from viewers. He openly admits to fantasies about having sex with Lisa, imagining "her" as a super-sized creature or he was miniaturised (like the koonago fetish). It's not just ...

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We've always had a soft spot for pocchari ladies, hence we've written about such curvy idols on this blog before. We just came across another example, where Asian Boss -- the YouTube channel responsible for some great interviews, like with former porn stars Emiri Okazaki and Taka Kato -- recently spoke with someone from Big Angel as well as the group's fans. In this idol group, the members are larger than average and even go by food nicknames. The video features Michiko Gotochi (also known as Michiko Ohashi, it seems), who is 167 centimetres (5.48 feet) tall and weighs 109.8 ...

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While there are plenty of gravure idols and adult video stars who are exceptions, there's no escaping the fact that breasts tend to be on the small side in Japan. Indeed, some ladies have absolutely tiny breasts -- A cups and the like! For those times when you encounter a "chopping board" chest, a useful word for your Japanese vocabulary is "hinnyu," literally meaning "poor breasts." These are so common there is even special lingerie for such women. Tama Toys, however, knows that hinnyu can still be sexy and so have come up with the Japanese Flat Chest Fetish Tiny Breasts Toy. As its ...

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We spend probably far too much of our time scouring Japanese porn news, parsing gravure idol developments, and checking out the latest kinds of Japanese adult toys to hit the market. We try to balance content on this humble blog based on all three strands of our "research." Today we are taking a deep dive into the third one. Though we usually confine our search to the newest offerings from Japan's top sex toy brands, it sometimes pay dividends to take a gander at the incredible pantheon of items already on offer. We have collected together ten examples of strange, wacky, unusual but ...

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