I've never made a secret that I am definitely an ass man. It's the first thing I check for after I note the face of a hot girl, and it can make or break my opinion of a lady.
The same goes for idols and models. Certain overly cute girls are nice to look at -- but due to their lack of ass and hips, I would probably not even bother.
If I sound fussy then you should consider Ryosuke Handa, a Japanese photographer so particular about asses that he made a whole photography series about them! Yes, his new book is called, euphemistically, "Hips", and focuses just on many lovely women's ...
Illustrator Mao Sugiyama may have been forgiven for considering himself/herself unusual as a transgender who underwent an operation to remove his/her penis and testicles.
But then cosplay-dressing Mao took a stage further. In April he organized a "banquet" with his pals to celebrate his new gender alignment by, well, cooking and eating his cock and balls.
He was tested for STDs and came out all clear. Even so, the diners signed a waiver absolving Sugiyama from blame if his cock disagreed with their stomachs.
The enthusiastic auto-cannibal even tried to burn off his ...
Everyone knows that I am a big ass man so naturally I got excited when I heard about the Shiri.
Its makers say it is a "buttocks humanoid that represents emotions with visual and tactual [sic] transformation of the muscles".
We say it's the best sex machine that never was!
Yes, now the genius of Japanese engineering has been directed not to saving the country from its energy crisis, food shortage or any of the litany of other issues. Instead, there is Shiri, a realistic ass robot with "organic, artificial muscles".
Made using a urethane skeleton, there is a Gluteus Maximus Actuator -- ...
As we know, there are plenty of people in Japan with oedipal fetishes enough to make lactating milk a major subculture in the porn and sex industry.
Well, this otaku took it a step further.
He wanted to squeeze breasts and pump out milk so bad that he designed a computer software system that lets him do that to 2D images on a screen!
Using a camera and a PC to pinpoint the spot of "milk discharge", he crafted a program whereby he can touch the breast on the screen and then it produces an instantaneous fountain of milk!
Here's the video... Keep watching for the really creepy ...
As we all know, Japan -- or at least, Japanese pop culture -- has a serious liking for the yaeba snaggletooth. Some girls even get their teeth changed so that they have the protruding, pointy upper canine look.
Apparently there is so much demand for this brand of beauty from certain kinds of men that we now learn there is even going to be a pop band solely devoted to girls with the "cute" dentures. And not just any band -- it's a cosplay otaku one!
Apparently a world-first, TYB48 -- no prizes for guessing which band they are imitating in their nomenclature, then -- is launching out of ...
They say that all Japanese men are babies deep at heart -- and I can believe it. From their wives to their hostesses, all they really want us is a mother to look after them.
Well, now with this Baby Play Cosplay costume set they can go one step further.
We're not sure how big the actual adult baby fetish is in Japan -- though, it's a fact that there's a fuzoku sex club for everyone -- but this cosplay pack is probably the best way to start off if you're curious.
In it you get a diaper, dummy, bib, breast milk lotion, and an onahole, so you can act out those baby fantasies, ...
Okay, I admit. Even us girls sweat. And sometimes it is smelly.
It's nothing like as bad as you guys -- have you ever been on a rush hour train in Tokyo?! -- but we do have a certain, ahem, odor. Those professional and smart ladies on TV too? Yep, even they can get caught with a damp patch under their arms...
But there are guys who like unusual things and perspiration is one of them. No fear, reach for the Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray and recreate that sweaty smell on your onaholes, clothes or whatever else takes your fancy.
Not only is this like the sweat of a super cute ...
At Waseda University they've made available another side to traditional Japanese art in the "Fart War Scroll Picture" (屁合戦絵巻 or He-gassen-emaki), a series of images telling the epic tale of breaking wind competitively in ancient Tokyo.
Japanese humor can sometimes be very slapstick and we have trouble relating it to our western chums. Lavatorial jokes are pretty universal, though, and it seems that Edo era Japanese had a liking for this kind of comedy, if this scroll is anything to go by.
Beyond this one that Waseda has made available online, there are more examples ...
I know some of you boys have a thing for breasts. Some of you even have a thing for big breasts, including when they are particularly bulbous while the lady is pregnant.
Now how about lactating breasts? Drinking the milky excretions and fluids from a large, liquidly bosom?
If breastfeeding sounds like your cup of tea (or other drink), then head on up to Ikebukuro, one the darkest and dirtiest district in Tokyo. Among the tangle of Chinese brothels, you can find at least one fuzoku (sex club), Milky Baby, catering to the lactating breasts and pregnant women (ninpu) fetish in ...
Any newbie visitor to Japan quickly realizes that phone cameras here must carry a rather loud "shutter" noise for the moment when you take your grainy snap. The reason? Needless to say, with mobile innovation Japanese pervs were very fast to use it as a new tool for photographing up girls' skirts.
But as the smartphone devices have been flooding the market, authorities have been unable to control the use of apps to make camera "shutters" go silent. And with silence comes plenty of opportunities to snap panties and more.
Unlike regular keitai mobiles, the smartphone shutter noises ...
