Take paizuri to the next level. And when we say the next level, we mean bigger, deeper, and better.
We have seen various breasts toys before that offered awesome variations on the usual pair of tits that you could rub around your cock. For example, there are toys that have a hole between the breasts for sliding in and out.
But what about a hole in the tits themselves: a true titjob?
A-One made the great Chichikan Nipple Penetration Onahole that was available a few years ago but is now sadly sold out.
And so we greet the arrival of the Fuckable Tits Breasts by top Japanese adult retailer ...
We are always pleased to welcome old friends, especially when they give as much as this one.
EXE has returned with another entry in the popular Puni Ana-roid series of powered masturbator toys (itself, a kind of sub-series in the long-running Puni Ana line of hentai onaholes). The recently released Puni Ana-roid 3 Maid Mouth is, as the name suggests, a blowjob toy with a mouth hole shape.
It keeps the futuristic, cyberpunk theme of the previous toys but here ups the ante with maid-fantasy box art (created by, like before, the awesome maruku).
Even better, EXE has integrated the maid ...
Regular readers may recall the incredible Kabe Jiri masturbator toy that we wrote about 2016. The toy recreates the experience of fucking a girl from behind while up against a wall -- a common trope in Japanese porn and hentai.
Now makers Magic Eyes have returned with a follow-up, Kabe-Jiri 2 Real Mimizu-senbiki Vagina Masturbator, though it's actually quite different. It has only one hole -- the vagina -- and doesn't feature prominent buttocks per se. We think it's easier to think of it as a separate toy entirely, rather than a sequel. But that's fine, because it's frankly awesome.
This is ...
We are always keen to see a new release by Hot Powers, a rare presence in the Japanese adult toys market in that it is a major online retailer (for domestic customers) and also makes its own toys, though only occasionally -- and they are always worth checking out.
Drain Devil Tentacle Sex Masturbator is its latest release and after spotting it on our friends Kanojo Toys, we took a closer look.
The name immediately told us we were in for a good time. This girl promises to drain you dry with her tentacle-like vagina. The box art by HANABi features a koakuma "little devil" character who is ...
Our friends at Kanojo Toys, the top one-stop destination for all things adult about Japan, tell us that they are having a sale to mark the end of summer.
It's still hot and humid here in Tokyo, especially when you are in our line of work, but the weather will change once we enter September and start entering the milder autumn season.
So, let's make the most of what the final weeks of summer offer -- pandemic notwithstanding.
You can get 15% off any adult toy available on Kanojo Toys, from onaholes and masturbators to lubes, smell sprays, dakimakura pillow covers, dolls, used panties, JAV ...
There are several ways to tell that you have "made it" as a porn star in Japan.
Probably the first and most obvious is when you are cast as a tantai joyu (単体女優) -- an actor who carries a whole release by herself and is given a lead credit (as opposed to the thousands of performers who are uncredited). Only this kind of role ultimately pays enough to make porn a full-time career.
Another is perhaps when you release a photo book or get offers to do various fan events.
But a really big sign is when you get your first spin-off adult toy.
Sendai native Ichika Matsumoto debuted in 2019 ...
Fans of the Saimin Seishido (Hypnosis Sex Guidance) OVA hentai series already had plenty of adult toys to bring the game characters to life, from onaholes to panties and lubricants.
But things just got even better with two toys from Lune Gift: the Saimin Seishido Tsubaki Miyajima's Favorite Position DX and Saimin Seishido Reina Kurashiki's Favorite Position DX.
As the names suggest, these Lune Gift masturbators are based on the characters Tsubaki and Reina in the series.
If you love older jukujo, then opt for Tsubaki.
If you prefer busty, slutty gyaru schoolgirls, choose Reina ...
Japan is often praised for its minimalist design aesthetic. This is then thrown to the wind (or rather, the dogs!) when you go to a love hotel and encounter garishness that makes Gaudí architecture look positively tame in comparison.
Similarly for web design, where Rakuten rules supreme despite its utter UX clusterfuck. If Amazon is like shopping in a modern supermarket, Rakuten is like walking unprepared into a medieval souk!
But this chaotic, garish design has its own kind of aesthetic, a craftsmanship that deserves respect and generates a certain culture. Now Rakuten and love hotels are ...
It's been a long and hard journey, but the Olympics are finally opening in Tokyo today.
If you're an athlete, you will have to put up with "anti-sex" beds (not actually true!) and exhortations not to screw fellow athletes in the Olympic Village (OK, this one is sadly true). If you're one of the tens of thousands of hangers-on, you are nominally stuck in a bubble around the venues, though we have already seen plenty of people wandering around (and many more online, looking to hook up with Japanese girls easily impressed by their Olympic credentials).
We will be participating in our own ...
We love onaholes and pocket pussy toys. We reckon we buy and use a lot. But this guy puts us to shame.
Onanist Take, who maintains a Pornhub and Twitter account, spent a small fortune on masturbators and then had a bath with them. What would that look like, you may ask. Could you even get into the bath? Is there even a point? Wouldn't you damage the toys as you stepped and sat on them?
Fortunately, he put the results of his noble endeavors online for us all to see.
Apparently, there's 400 masturbator toys here, with a market value of a million yen! To put that number in perspective, it's ...
