We all like to sleep with intelligent partners but this is probably the most radical manifestation of that wish.
And it's probably one of the most dazzlingly original adult toy designs you will ever encounter -- which is saying something in the at-times strange world of Japanese sex toys.
The Brainfucker Mini Masturbator is a follow-up to the successful, if initially perturbing Brainfucker toy, which we introduced on this blog a few months ago.
As the name suggests, Tama Toys has now produced a welcome mini version of the cerebral delight. The brain-shaped masturbator is a softly ...
A few years ago, we blogged about the hilarious-sounding but surprisingly effective Sweet Corn Cock Dildo.
Never one to let a good idea go to waste when it can be milked for one or even more products, Ligre Japan has returned to its winning concept for the Sweet Corn Cock Sleeve.
It still sounds bizarre and looks even more so, but this corncob-kernel-textured penis extender is a must-try.
One touch that should immediately tell you this is much more than just a gimmick, the color of the cock sleeve is not yellow: it's see-through. The designers weren't focused on replicating sweet ...
Father's Day is fast approaching this month and, as some parts of the world finally start to open up again and the prospect of a decent summer raises its tantalizing head, we are excited about having some real fun for the first time in months.
Our partner shop Kanojo Toys, the biggest online source of Japanese adult toys for international customers, is holding an early, "horny" Father's Day sale.
Generous souls that they are, you can get 15% off any order this week to really reward your inner papa. Just use the coupon code happypapa.
The sale runs until Friday and the discount is valid ...
When is a blow job toy, a blow-job toy?
Forgive the koan-style opening, but this is a conundrum that occupies our addled minds sometimes.
Most blow job masturbator toys, as part of their aspirations to replication the sensation of a hot woman sucking you off, resemble a mouth and throat on the exterior, perhaps with the notable exception of certain powered versions, which pour their design efforts into the functionality instead of superficial realism.
The Eternal Fella Licking Indecent Around Blow Job Masturbator has the usual kind of slightly strange English title that characterizes ...
We have all harbored a few weird fantasies in our time, but how many have wondered what it's like to have sex with insects or an amputee?
That first fetish is explored by some more extreme sections of the adult video market, as we have blogged about before, but also appears in a few toys, such as this recent one that caught our beady eye.
The Mushi Kan Isopod Sex Vibrator is essentially what the name would suggest: in the words of Kanojo Toys, it "replicates the wiggling, writhing movements of a small creature crawling around and pleasuring you down there with its body and ...
We're gonna go out on a limb here and say this is one of the most interesting onahole designs. And essentially all it does is add one very good element to a standard pocket pussy design.
The Sugoman Musume Girl Spreading and Fingering Pussy Onahole has a long yet very appropriate title: this is a tight masturbator toy with an "awesome pussy" (the literal meaning of Sugoman), accentuated by the integrated hand on the exterior.
Imagine sliding yourself in between the horny fingers of this young girl as she holds her you-know-what open for your entrance. Even better, the middle finger is ...
We have been blogging about Japanese adult toys for nearly fifteen years and certain toys linger longer in the memory than others.
The original Tenga Flip Hole. The Maria Ozawa clone onahole. The Meiki no Hinkaku.
Nippori Gift stormed into the big time -- at least internationally -- with the latter, which conjured up the mood of an old Edo sex shop with its classic naming, vintage box, and commitment to pure vaginal replication over flashy gimmicks.
Since then, "meiki" became a marketing term commonly employed by Japanese adult toy brands to indicate a higher-quality toy, though not all ...
Resting your weary head on a ripe pair of soft breasts is a fantasy that's hard to accomplish for a number of reasons, not least that most women in Japan are on the small size in terms of their bust (albeit there are exceptions out there and breasts are generally getting larger) -- but also because, well, most women don't want a heavy guy plonking his head on their breasts to catch a few hours of sleep.
Fortunately, for these times, there are Japanese breast toys.
Unfortunately, if you use these toys to sleep on, you run the risk of getting them dirty or greasy. Sure, you can wipe them down ...
Until now, the Pretty Love series of Japanese adult toys has mostly concerned itself with goodies for the girls. That's great, but what about the boys? Thankfully, maker Toami has turned its attention to the guys with the latest entry: the Deep Licking Masturbator.
The name should give you a pretty good indication of what's going on here. This is a compact, practical, yet very powerful electric masturbator toy. You pop yourself into the realistic vagina at one end of the cup. Inside, after pushing through the snug pussy, your glans encounter a powered "tongue" part inside the tube. This is ...
You read a lot of nonsense about submissive women in Asia but we can tell you from experience: girls here like to be on top as much as girls back "home."
And we mean this literally.
And if like us, you like cowgirl sex, then this is the adult toy for you.
The Kijo Girl Cowgirl Onahole could have gone the easy route of slapping a sexy illustration on the box of a female character riding someone, and then calling it a fetish toy. No, they did that -- which is great -- but the designers went further and did justice to the theme by crafting an onahole that is truly suitable for woman-on-top ...
