You got pleasure in your hands and a world of fantasy behind your eyes. But sometimes you need more.
Sure, the onahole may be awesome, complete with kinky moe illustration on the packaging.
Yet we crave stimulation of our other senses too, and sometimes just clicking on some porn won't do it for you -- especially because there may be a disconnect between what you watch and you hold.
So Japan's adult toy makers have been developing sex toys that come with their own audio experience integrated into the design of the toy.
We've seen these types of releases for a couple of years now. ...
The new Chichi Kabe Titty Wall is like a femdom koonago "tiny man" fetish masturbator.
Imagine being smothered by dozens of massive breasts, the large busts like pillows on your face and body from all sides. This is the dream behind the Chichi Kabe Titty Wall Onahole.
Kanojo Toys says:
There are multiple breasts on the outside of this unique toy, making it a joy to touch and caress as you explore the internal tunnel. And, what's more, inside the breasts continue in the form of giant nubs and bumps that will stroke your member all over.
This "external organism" is a growing ...
We've seen some unusual masturbator toys in our time as sex bloggers: grenades, bricks, sea anemones, tentacle sex, and more.
There are also onaholes for guys with fantasies about an "extended" clitoris.
More controversially, there are even shotacon "young boy" fantasy toys.
But we've never seen a futanari onahole before. (Except perhaps the Otoko no Ko? Onahole, though it did not call itself a futanari toy.)
The Futanari Musume Double Hole takes the fantasy of the sexy hermaphrodite -- a cute, slim Japanese girl who just happens to have a huge cock -- and turns it into a ...
Part of us died when the Japanese Footjob Onahole sold out.
Foot fetishes are so popular in Japan the toy was one of the adult best-sellers of 2014.
Such a best-seller, in fact, it sold out.
Now a similar toy is here to fill the gap in the market: the aptly named Realistic Ashikoki Footjob Onahole.
If you have a lust for a woman's feet rubbing you up the right way, this footjob (known in Japanese an ashikoki) toy has even more realistic toes than before and an even tighter hole.
We guess the only question then remains: Do you want it tender or ...
Winter is coming. Soon the nights will be long and the days cold. We won't want to leave your blankets and futons.
Be it's boring to lie there doing nothing. Still, adult toys can also be prohibitively cold at times like this. Making sure you give everything a decent rub beforehand.
Or, if you are Tenga, you just invent a whole new toy.
Hot Tenga is an onacup from their bestselling series that can "self-heat".
Tenga has experimented in the past with these kinds of "warm" products.
The Tenga Onacup Hole Warmer was an insertable "stick"-style device that you heated in a ...
Ever imagined getting sucked off by a Japanese porn star?
How about Ayaka Tomoda?
Then try this Devil Blow Job 2 Ayaka Tomoda.
We've seen a lot of blow-job masturbators and oral sex toys spring from the wild imaginations of Japan's sex toys designers. There's even a fellatio onahole out there based on a "male expert" so, gay or not, you can experience the benefits of a lifetime of oral shenanigans.
But this is one of the best because of the realism of the teeth and the tongue, as well as the audacious design of the "deep throat" passage.
Of course, it's not the ...
The Apple of the Japanese sex toys industry, Tenga, has launched yet another product -- and it's a great one.
The Tenga SVR Smart Vibe Ring is great for couples and for solo play.
You can slip the vibe around your fingers and use to pleasure yourself or your partner.
The vibe offers two rhythms of buzzing in five different strength settings.
The ring can also be fitted to the shaft of a male partner's member, allowing mutual, simultaneous stimulation during penetration.
So something for the ladies and something for the gentlemen too.
The ring is also waterproof ...
Japanese sex toys often use parody to add an extra layer of fun to the proceedings.
We've seen countless parody onaholes, so with clever packaging that resemble actual commercial products such as beer cans and snacks.
There are also lubricants like this -- which at first glance look just like green tea or even wine bottles.
This is done for the purposes of comic relief but also disguise. You can then leave your sex toy in plain sight!
The "imitative" nature of the design can also add something to the effectiveness of the toy, especially in the case of the items like the candy ...
The Japanese have come up with some unusual sex toys and adult products in their time.
Frankly, many defy explanation.
But I think we have a new winner.
They have been created by guro manga artist Shintaro Kago as awesome ideas for the things sex toys should really be doing for us.
And what ideas they are.
"Dekichatta-kon setto" (Shotgun wedding set) consists of a condom with a hole in it, plus a spout for collecting spent semen, a needle for puncturing a condom, and a small bottle (for secretly storing your lover's spunk, natch).
Apparently you can buy the set from TACO ...
Japan may have some of the skinniest chicks around but there are plenty of pocchari idol groups, fat girl fetish porn, and even larger lady call girl services.
If you want the experience of a bigger Japanese girl in your hand without all the fuss of finding one, feeding her and seducing her, then the Debu-sen Fat Japanese Girl Onahole is for you.
Debu means a "fatty" or "ugly" girl, similar to the slang word busu. Debu-sen (or just debusen) is someone with a fetish for large ladies.
We've seen this kind of fetish masturbator before. The Debu-topia was an awesome toy that paid ...
