I masturbate a lot and I also use onaholes and other adult toys a lot. I'm sure you have the same problem as me -- lotion gets all over me, especially down among the pubes, which only a shower can solve.
Even worse is when I've finished inside a hole and then "pull out" -- and with it comes a waterfall of cum unless you're careful!
Well, my dreams have been answered with this Masturbation Apron Bib!
You slip one of the sheets over your cock and then unfold it around your body.
Now lotion and other liquids won't be jumping onto you, making the "aftermath" a much more simple ...
Shotacon or Shotaro complex (正太郎コンプレックス) is a tricky subject to get into and we have been hesitating for a while, since we know it might get a harsh response from some.
On the surface it looks like a gay fantasy, describing an attraction to young boys and their wily charms.
But nothing is quite so straightforward.
We often bang on about this but ambiguity is such a strong part of Japanese erotica -- there are no clear definitions.
Japanese fans of shotacon are probably not definable just as "gay" and in fact much of the fantasy seems to involve boys who are possibly ...
Do you like Akihabara maids?
Who doesn't?!
Even if otaku idol girls are not your thing, everyone can still see that an Akihabara maid cafe lady is a hottie that needs to be given the real customer attention she demands.
Now you can... with just your hand.
The Akiba Maid Onahole has been cloned from a genuine Akibahara maid.
Now you can pump away inside a maid till your heart's content every day -- and without paying the silly table charges they slap on you in Akiba.
We visited one maid cafe last year and were a bit disappointed, to be honest. They were employing ...
Onsen (hot spring) are a stable of any man's fantasies about Japan.
Sexy girls emerging from the hot steam, clean and pungent in every nook and cranny of their elegant bodies...
They dry themselves off and head in their yukata to the tatami bedroom, where you proceed to investigate just how clean they are.
Being still warm to the touch, they also feel very warm on the INSIDE too.
And if you like the feel of a girl just out of a hot spring, then you will also love the Nukut Warming Onahole.
This masturbator can be heated up to retain a heat that will glow around your member as ...
Thinking of getting your loved one something REALLY special this December? Or just want to get yourself a little treat?
Well, look no further than the carnal delights that Japan's erotic engineers offer us, courtesy of KanojoToys.com, shipping adult toys from Tokyo around the globe in days.
Here's a few suggestions for how to put the seX back into Xmas...
The Tubomi Japanese Virgin Onahole has a name that cheekily recalls JAV porn star Tsubomi, though this is an original masturbator recreating the sensation of penetrating a virgin.
This Men's SOM Rocket Type is already a ...
Sometimes a girl just can't get enough.
For anyone who's ever fantasized that the banana in their mouth, the cigar they were smoking or the drink bottle they were drinking was, well, a cock -- then this is the answer to your dreams.
They call it the Boku-chin and in essence it's a bottle cap, but not just any old one.
No, this one is a cock head so you can turn drinking into foreplay.
Kazuaki and I were playing around the certain flavors of drinks. And we even trying filling a bottle with some of his spunk (yes, that took a while) and then you can really enjoy a genuinely ...
All my friends and readers know that I am never shy to talk about sex and that includes using vibrators.
Bar LOVEJOULE has recently opened in Shibuya that hopes to provide a place for us gals to talk openly about masturbation, sex and what we like to do in the sack (or wherever else we happen to do it).
It is reserved only for women or couples, and features a prominent display of vibes and female sex toys behind the bar.
Is this paradise or what?!
Sadly it's only open till midnight. I'd love to stay all night chatting with my gals about the delights of vibes, dildos and ...
Not all manga is One Piece and Doraemon, you know!
Akira Narita is a Japanese mangaka (comic book artist) who gained a cult following for writing manga about his experiences with girls at terekura, the "telephone clubs" where you can go and contact girls willing to go on "dates". They are of course basically just euphemistic portals to amateur prostitution.
He claims to have had sex with 400 girls in this way and describes as such in his manga, including his various techniques.
In more recent years he has been collaborating with adult toy makers to produce a series of sex toys in ...
We all love a good piece of ass. What if it's so good they've been making it for centuries?
The Yotsumeya Shojo Virgin Sakura is an ass and buttocks masturbator onahole based on the classic adult toys sold at the Yotsumeya, the old sex shop that used to operate in Edo, or Tokyo as it was previously known centuries ago.
We've been trying this out and it's great how it has a really bulky feel, like a real person. Plus it's soft and tender, just like a virgin. Anyone who loves a pert butt will want to get their hands around these ones. We also love the history-themed box!
And the best ...
One of the most interesting trends in Japanese adult toys is parody or the way it uses other media as inspiration for "unofficial" adaptations.
This is particularly the case with anime or otaku-themed onaholes.
A new example is inspired by Papakiki!, the popular anime and manga series, and known by its full title as Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! (Papa no iu koto wo kikinasai!).
Taking the schoolgirl virgin characters and converting their tight pussies into handy holes, the Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Horny Father! is a new series of three holes.
Here's how ...
