ASMR Lubricant is personal lube designed to turn you on by sound
November 28, 2023
/ Tadashi Anahori
What really turns you on? Is it what you see and touch? Or what you smell?
The latter is a rich part of the erotic pantheon neglected by many, but Japan fortunately has many items to help you explore it, including smell lubes and sprays, and used panties.
But how about what you hear?
Japanese porn, as any viewer quickly ascertains, is noisy as fuck (pun very much intended). As a general rule of thumb, the woman always screams and groans loudly as the man pounds her body.
And as anyone who has sex with a Japanese woman has likely found out, this is often replicated in real life -- much to ...
Magic Eyes teams up with Pornhub’s Onanist Take for fetish lube and dildo
November 21, 2022
/ Tadashi Anahori
In a sign that times are a-changing and probably a first for the industry, the Japanese adult brand Magic Eyes has teamed up with Onanist Take (pronounced like the Japanese surname, "Ta-key"), a popular amateur content creator on Pornhub, for two collaboration toys.
"Hentais all over the world!" as the man says on his Pornhub page. "My name is Onanist Take and I am a professional Japanese onanist who seeks for the ways of the most intense pleasure in masturbation! I am creating movies for all my fans!"
And now he's also creating lube.
The Ten Days of Not Jerking Off Semen Lubricant is, as ...
Fake Mother’s Milk Lubricant replicates texture of breast milk, comes in feeding bottle
November 9, 2020
/ Tadashi Anahori
Bring those lactation and pregnancy fetishes to rich adult life in one easy bottle, thanks to the Fake Mother's Milk Lubricant.
The name is as honest and straightforward as the product is, though this is one of the most superior lactophilia items on the market today.
As our friends at Kanojo Toys tell us, this "doesn't only look like titty milk, it has some of the same chemical makeup too, containing lactoferrin for an antibacterial effect."
If you (like us) harbor fantasies about paizuri titjobs or sucking the dripping nipples of a MILF, this lube has the texture of breast milk ...
Let Tenga cool you down this summer with these special adult toys and lubes
June 10, 2020
/ Tadashi Anahori
The ever-reliable Tenga has just released a batch of great cooling toys in time for the summer.
Of course, this is far from the first time that Tenga, the Apple of the adult industry in Japan, has created menthol and other types of "cool-you-down" masturbation aids. But this year's set of toys is particularly broad and ambitious, and includes both new releases and re-releases.
Let's start with the basics: a cool version of the classic Tenga Cup.
The Tenga Deep Throat Cup Special Cool Edition is, as the name suggests, a special cooling version of the popular Deep Throat Cup. So you can ...
The Japanese adult industry loves to be topical, hence the large number of up-to-date parodies you can see in both porn and toys.
That being said, we haven't so far seen anything notable about the imminent end of the Heisei period and the start of the Reiwa era on May 1st. Perhaps we just haven't looked hard enough. Please share in the comments any ones you have spotted.
Either way, we did find this great (and useful) example: the Heisei and Reiwa Lubricants.
As the name suggests, these recently released lubes from top adult manufacturer SSI are inspired by the two Japanese era names. ...
Prepare lubes to match your preferences with the Tuku-Lotion by Myself DIY Lubricant
November 12, 2018
/ Tadashi Anahori
Who doesn't like some lube to spice things up or ease the whole process? But sometimes a lube doesn't quite match your preferences for a particular session. Don't despair. That's when you should start customizing.
That's where G Project's Tuku-Lotion by Myself DIY Lubricant comes in, the first kit of its kind we've ever seen in Japan that allows you to create and prepare your own lubricant regardless of your knowledge of science.
G Project has produced a set with all the tools you need. There's a special measuring spoon included as well as a speedy mix that just requires ...
Tenga sends hot go-go dancers to home of lucky customer
June 12, 2017
/ Tadashi Anahori
Tenga is doing so well that it can afford to send hot girls to a customer's homes.
While that might sound like it defeats the whole purpose of a masturbation aid -- even ones as stylishly designed as Tenga -- be assured, Tenga has not branched out into prostitution and the ladies will only "dance" for customers.
Japan's Apple of the adult industry is running this Go Go Tengirls Cool Tenga campaign to promote its summer-themed range of onacups, eggs, lubricants and other toys.
The brand is asking people to tweet something with the campaign phrase and link in order to apply to take ...
Japanese girl breast milk fetish lubricant is fantasy come true for some
February 10, 2017
/ Tadashi Anahori
Sometimes we see an adult product that seems almost too good to be true... if you are into that kind of thing.
The 3D-scanned hand of a top Japanese porn star? Yes, those exist. A stocking for your penis? You're covered (excuse the pun).
And lubricant in the style of a Japanese girl's breast milk? Of course it exists!
The Young Japanese Mother Lactating Kaori's Breast Milk Lubricant comes in a package that any new mother or father here will recognise instantly as the standard pack in which breast milk is stored (and then frozen).
It is labelled (in Japanese) with the ...
Onassyi Funassyi Lubricant is unofficial parody lube of mascot character
April 11, 2016
/ Tadashi Anahori
In need of a lube that isn't like the rest?
The Onassyi Funassyi Lubricant is a parody lube by Pepee, inspired by the wildly popular character Funassyi.
The yellow pear was designed to be a mascot (yuru-kyara) for the city of Funbashi in Chiba. Though not officially accepted by the city authorities, Funassyi has gone on to achieve worldwide -- and even global -- fame, resulting in an industry of merchandise, spin-off characters, an anime series, and more.
Funassyi is known for being a bit hyperactive and jumping up super high. Which is similar to how you will feel when this lube is ...
RPG Video Game Magic Potion Lube for lubricating horny gamers
October 23, 2015
/ Tadashi Anahori
From "bear honey" to green tea, there are a lot of novelty and parody lubes out there in Japan. Sometimes it's just the packaging that's innovative, like the luxury "wine bottle gel", but sometimes the inventiveness of the lube extends to the texture, odor, color, and taste too.
This is a great example and will definitely appeal to people who grew up playing Nintendo video games.
The RPG Video Game Magic Potion Lube is a computer game-inspired lubricant, based on those special items you can collect in a RPG to get extra powers and points.
The vial-style packaging is just perfect, ...