Seriously, we thought we had seen it all: a grenade, an ear, a sweet corn cock. They say there's an app for that. Well, there's also an adult toy for it. Onaholes and masturbators come in all shapes and sizes, and every fetish has its own specialist toy.
The Nikubenki Human Toilet Masturbator is one of the most unique and inventive sex toys we've seen. It takes the "human toilet" (nikubenki) trope that is so big in adult video and transforms it into something you can have sex with.
The word "nikubenki" is slang for a female slut, but a subgenre of Japanese pornography interprets this ...
One of the things that never ceases to amuse and amaze us is the sheer bravado of Japanese adult toys when it comes to picking subjects to parody.
Satire and emulation is a very strong part of the industry and we've seen some fun ones. Much of the time parody onaholes are catering to an esoteric crowd, based on a character from a slightly obscure eroge, manga, anime, or light novel. But occasionally the masturbator designers go all out and create something inspired by a really famous part of pop culture, such as a household drink or regional PR mascot. AV also frequently parodies other ...
Prospective college students are now sitting down in halls around Japan for the various exams that will allow them to enter universities. It's a stressful time, but fortunately there's plenty of strangeness to keep everyone amused.
Some otaku like to wear their favorite characters on their clothes for good luck. Some people cannot resist bringing their onahole to the exams to help relieve them of the stress, though we've never seen a masturbator toy used to store pencils before.
And at least one girl attended her tests in full Lolita fashion cosplay.
As shared by Nakanojorounin, we ...
Still lusting after gravure idol Jun Amaki after she stunned the world with the Virgin Killer Sweater?
The clothing item that revealed so much of a woman's back became a meme of its own, and has been a strong seller ever since. (There are lots of imitations, though, so who knows which is the "original" sweater now?!)
And it's also inspired its own parody masturbator toy.
Hang on, we hear you cry, didn't we already see this? Yes, there was a previous parody toy -- a relatively straightforward yet effective onahole by Tama Toys. But now Toy's Heart has joined in on the fun and produced ...
Christmas is a time for gathering around the dinner table for nice food and drink. It's a time for exchanging of gifts. And it's a time for snuggling up in bed with someone or something to keep you warm.
Our friends at Kanojo Toys are offering Tokyo Kinky readers a special Christmas season discount, so we can get the toys we really want to get this year.
Use the coupon code christmas to claim 20% off any Japanese adult toy ordered from Kanojo Toys.
We trawled through the thousands of adult toys currently on offer to come up with a few highlights below.
Of course, Japanese adult ...
Every now and then we spot an adult toy that shows us that we haven't quite seen it all just yet.
The Ushichichi Perfect Paizuri Breast Sex Onahole is one such example.
The "cow tits" masturbator has two holes: one so you can push yourself out between her bulging bust and the other for a more conventional tight pussy sensation.
Available now from Kanojo Toys, the Ushichichi is a tribute to gravure idol-level breasts that are squeezed into a tiny bikini. Like a mini doll toy, the Ushichichi has a sweet replica of this girl's torso integrated into the ...
The Virgin Killer Sweater, or virgin-killing sweater, lept to viral fame after the busty gravure idol Jun Amaki wore it and shared the stunning results on Instagram. The original item quickly became a sold-out success and plenty of imitators appeared on the markets in Japan and China.
Since then, the excitement of the meme has naturally died down somewhat, notwithstanding the occasional case of the sweater being spotted in public in Tokyo and the inevitable groin-stirring spectacle this causes. (We'd like to see her try wearing that during the morning rush hour!)
So it is with amusement ...
Now that's what we call a retirement.
When Rin Sakuragi announced she was leaving her career in adult video at the age of 28, she (and her managers) decided to do so with a bang.
In the time since we've seen not one but three sex toys dedicated to the goddess.
Fans can sample the Rin Sakuragi AV Retirement Special Clone Onahole, a regular masturbator toy from Nippori Gift based on AV idol's pussy.
Then there's the Geki-fera Vacuum Rin Sakuragi Blowjob Onahole, an awesome entry in the bestselling series of oral sex masturbator toys.
And if that's still not enough, ...
The Chichikan Nipple Penetration Breast Milk Fetish Set is when lactation and paizuri penetration fantasies overlap and go, well, a bit overboard.
This is a set of the Chichikan Nipple Penetration Onahole, which is one of those unusual penetration toys we sometimes see (pee hole, navel, ear, etc). It literally allows you to experience penetrating a breast, which is certainly one step further than regular paizuri.
It's made by A-one and has an awesome box design by erotic illustrator Ohigetan.
But that's not all. The set also contains Kanojo Toys' exclusive ...
We have a confession to make. Like a lot of young boys, we used to be a bit geeky. In particular, we loved models.
It probably started with building models of F14s and the like, before progressing on to the more hardcore delights of collecting and painting whole armies in the sprawling Games Workshop universes. And then somehow, we went beyond it and started doing more "grownup" stuff.
But we got a very large and very welcome burst of nostalgia when we spotted these two masturbator toys based on aircraft and battleship models.
The Blue Frame Uminari Battleship Masturbator and Blue ...
