Regular readers may recall the incredible Kabe Jiri masturbator toy that we wrote about 2016. The toy recreates the experience of fucking a girl from behind while up against a wall -- a common trope in Japanese porn and hentai.
Now makers Magic Eyes have returned with a follow-up, Kabe-Jiri 2 Real Mimizu-senbiki Vagina Masturbator, though it's actually quite different. It has only one hole -- the vagina -- and doesn't feature prominent buttocks per se. We think it's easier to think of it as a separate toy entirely, rather than a sequel. But that's fine, because it's frankly awesome.
This is ...
We are always keen to see a new release by Hot Powers, a rare presence in the Japanese adult toys market in that it is a major online retailer (for domestic customers) and also makes its own toys, though only occasionally -- and they are always worth checking out.
Drain Devil Tentacle Sex Masturbator is its latest release and after spotting it on our friends Kanojo Toys, we took a closer look.
The name immediately told us we were in for a good time. This girl promises to drain you dry with her tentacle-like vagina. The box art by HANABi features a koakuma "little devil" character who is ...
Our friends at Kanojo Toys, the top one-stop destination for all things adult about Japan, tell us that they are having a sale to mark the end of summer.
It's still hot and humid here in Tokyo, especially when you are in our line of work, but the weather will change once we enter September and start entering the milder autumn season.
So, let's make the most of what the final weeks of summer offer -- pandemic notwithstanding.
You can get 15% off any adult toy available on Kanojo Toys, from onaholes and masturbators to lubes, smell sprays, dakimakura pillow covers, dolls, used panties, JAV ...
There are several ways to tell that you have "made it" as a porn star in Japan.
Probably the first and most obvious is when you are cast as a tantai joyu (単体女優) -- an actor who carries a whole release by herself and is given a lead credit (as opposed to the thousands of performers who are uncredited). Only this kind of role ultimately pays enough to make porn a full-time career.
Another is perhaps when you release a photo book or get offers to do various fan events.
But a really big sign is when you get your first spin-off adult toy.
Sendai native Ichika Matsumoto debuted in 2019 ...
Fans of the Saimin Seishido (Hypnosis Sex Guidance) OVA hentai series already had plenty of adult toys to bring the game characters to life, from onaholes to panties and lubricants.
But things just got even better with two toys from Lune Gift: the Saimin Seishido Tsubaki Miyajima's Favorite Position DX and Saimin Seishido Reina Kurashiki's Favorite Position DX.
As the names suggest, these Lune Gift masturbators are based on the characters Tsubaki and Reina in the series.
If you love older jukujo, then opt for Tsubaki.
If you prefer busty, slutty gyaru schoolgirls, choose Reina ...
It's been a long and hard journey, but the Olympics are finally opening in Tokyo today.
If you're an athlete, you will have to put up with "anti-sex" beds (not actually true!) and exhortations not to screw fellow athletes in the Olympic Village (OK, this one is sadly true). If you're one of the tens of thousands of hangers-on, you are nominally stuck in a bubble around the venues, though we have already seen plenty of people wandering around (and many more online, looking to hook up with Japanese girls easily impressed by their Olympic credentials).
We will be participating in our own ...
We love onaholes and pocket pussy toys. We reckon we buy and use a lot. But this guy puts us to shame.
Onanist Take, who maintains a Pornhub and Twitter account, spent a small fortune on masturbators and then had a bath with them. What would that look like, you may ask. Could you even get into the bath? Is there even a point? Wouldn't you damage the toys as you stepped and sat on them?
Fortunately, he put the results of his noble endeavors online for us all to see.
Apparently, there's 400 masturbator toys here, with a market value of a million yen! To put that number in perspective, it's ...
To be honest, writing this makes us feel old but Tama Toys has now been around for 10 years.
Known for its awesome box art, the brand by TMA has built up an incredible lineup of onaholes, otoko no ko crossdresser costumes, smell sprays, dakimakura hug pillow covers, and other toys for a whole decade.
To celebrate, it has released a series of anniversary box sets with random selections of its wares. All the value packs have limited availability, so you'll have to hurry if you want to get your hands on them.
The most generous and exciting pack is the Tama Toys 10th Anniversary Happy Box ...
During the rainy season, it can sometimes be a pain to go out. In this day and age, fortunately you can turn on an app and still ensure you get your lunch.
Even more so in the coronavirus era, Ubu Eats and similar services are doing well and Tokyo's streets are now filled with such cyclists -- often young people earning extra cash.
What if one of them delivered you much more than just a bowl of food?
The Ubu Eats Blowjob Onahole by Teppen explores this fantasy we have all had whenever the cyclist bringing the meal is a young woman.
But the hardworking toy designers at Teppen have gone ...
Since the Olympics are just around the corner, despite no one apparently wanting them, we wanted to share this new release from the always-dependable Toy's Heart.
The Super Hard and Tight Athletics Girl is a durable, tough onahole inspired by a sporty Japanese student with a killer body. The exterior is bronze and tanned, as this young woman spends most of her time outside on the running track, honing her vagina into a rewardingly tight tunnel.
This being Japan, there are plenty of other great new releases right now. We were browsing the digital shelves of our friends Kanojo Toys for ...
