Virgin Killer Sweater now inspires its own parody onahole toy
October 18, 2017
/ Tadashi Anahori
The Virgin Killer Sweater, or virgin-killing sweater, lept to viral fame after the busty gravure idol Jun Amaki wore it and shared the stunning results on Instagram. The original item quickly became a sold-out success and plenty of imitators appeared on the markets in Japan and China.
Since then, the excitement of the meme has naturally died down somewhat, notwithstanding the occasional case of the sweater being spotted in public in Tokyo and the inevitable groin-stirring spectacle this causes. (We'd like to see her try wearing that during the morning rush hour!)
So it is with amusement ...
Ona Shell of Venus Cock Vibrator: the only Botticelli-inspired vibe in the world
September 11, 2017
/ Tadashi Anahori
It's not often that we get excited about a Japanese-made vibrator.
Sure, it goes without saying that Japan produces some of the best luxury sex dolls, blow-up dolls, sex machines and masturbator toys the world has to offer.
But it's not famous for its vibrators and much of what is on the market is relatively familiar to anyone who has perused an adult shop overseas.
Tenga has been on something of a mission to change that in recent times, creating an impressive line of Iroha female and Vi-Bo couple-play vibrators.
One of the things Japanese adult toys do best, though, is parody: ...
Okamoto Condom Training Camp helps improve the way you wear protection
August 22, 2017
/ Tadashi Anahori
Japanese condom makers love to do fun stuff like create fun concept products and do serious research into sexual habits.
All this and also producing arguably the thinnest condoms known to man (we say arguably, because there are Chinese challengers).
Well, we would now like to invite you to the Okamoto Condom Training Camp -- ostensibly presented by the titular condom maker responsible for a 0.01mm condom for the benefit of all condom users out there (not so many in Japan, it seems, given the high number of shotgun weddings).
The bizarre promotional video purports to ...
Your Name. (Kimi no Nawa.) parody porn is shibari rope bondage special with Ayane Suzukawa
August 1, 2017
/ Tadashi Anahori
So you've seen the mega hit Makoto Shinkai anime Your Name.. Perhaps you've also seen it again in its recently released DVD form. Maybe you've even tried out the parody onahole toy.
But have you seen the Your Name. parody adult video?
Released in late June, Kimi no nawa. is the latest example of Japanese AV's penchant for parody. Previous eyebrow-raising examples of parody porn include Ultraman, wailing politician Ryutaro Nonomura, and comedienne Buruzon Chiemi (Blouson Chiemi).
It starts with the name. The 129-minute porn directed by Any Nakamura for Real Works cleverly uses a different ...
Battleship and airship model parody masturbator toys are a seriously good nostalgia trip
July 11, 2017
/ Tadashi Anahori
We have a confession to make. Like a lot of young boys, we used to be a bit geeky. In particular, we loved models.
It probably started with building models of F14s and the like, before progressing on to the more hardcore delights of collecting and painting whole armies in the sprawling Games Workshop universes. And then somehow, we went beyond it and started doing more "grownup" stuff.
But we got a very large and very welcome burst of nostalgia when we spotted these two masturbator toys based on aircraft and battleship models.
The Blue Frame Uminari Battleship Masturbator and Blue ...
New Nao Mizuki porn release parodies female comedian Buruzon Chiemi
June 9, 2017
/ Tadashi Anahori
One of the things we love about Japanese pornography is its use of parody and pastiche -- and the parody is often very topic.
This is something of a ongoing trait in Japanese adult toys in general, too, as the parody masturbators and lubes of anime, mascots, celebrities and products show. Recently we even wrote about an onahole inspired by Kumamoto Prefecture.
Examples with AV include an awesome porn based on Ultraman and one on the "wailing" Japanese politician Ryutaro Nonomura.
"Career Woman Male Fishing" may well star Nao Mizuki, but she's clearly been made to look like female ...
Japan Sex Tourism Kumamoto Onahole is brilliantly parodic regional Japan-inspired masturbator
May 12, 2017
/ Tadashi Anahori
Who says the Japanese don't have a sense of humor? In fact, it often mixes very curiously with their sense of sexuality, too.
Parody is a very healthy element to the adult industry and many toys reef of various aspects of pop or subculture, including anime, well-known consumer products, and more.
Our recent favorites include the Kimi no Ana Your Name Kimi no Na wa Parody Onahole and DanMachi Hestia Strangle Hole.
Now we have spotted this new one: the Japan Sex Tourism Kumamoto Onahole.
It stops short of actually parodying Kumamon, the wildly popular Kumamoto ...
Kimi no Na wa Your Name anime parody onahole now available
December 28, 2016
/ Tadashi Anahori
You've seen the movie. Now get the parody onahole.
The Kimi no Ana Your Name Kimi no Na wa Parody Onahole is -- you've guessed it -- inspired by Your Name (Kimi no Na wa), the Makoto Shinkai anime that has been the biggest film of the year in Japan.
This cheap but effective masturbator sleeve is called Kimi no Ana or "Your Hole".
As Kanojo Toys says, it is initially ambiguous whether this is an anal or vaginal experience.
Is it a vagina? Is it a butt hole? The only way to find out is to insert yourself and explore! The third section has a spiral-like structure with rings ...
Get a T-shirt designed by Japanese male porn performer Shimiken
August 25, 2016
/ Tadashi Anahori
Japanese male porn performer Shimiken (aka Ken Shimizu) isn't satisfied with getting to have sex with gorgeous women like Shoko Takasaki and Yua Mikami every day of the week. (Yes, every single day.)
Nor is he bruised after opening a short-lived "poo curry" restaurant. How much money did he lose in that venture? Better go and screw some more ladies, Ken!
Now the AV star has made his own t-shirt. And it's awesome.
The character on the front, Onassy, is clearly meant to be a phallic, onanistic version of Funassyi, the wildly popular mascot character from Funabashi, Chiba.
It's ...
Remember Ryutaro Nonomura? He was the Hyogo Prefecture politician accused of exploiting his position to enjoy a luxury life, all financed as expenses paid for by local voters. He held a press conference to explain his actions but which descended into an insane scene of him bawling and wailing.
The unique media incident has already inspired at least one parody porn film and even influenced an anime.
Now there is a parody adult manga too. It portrays a Nonomura-lookalike doing his press conference while a woman under the table starts to suck him off. It ends with the lucky (unlucky?) guy ...