For a culture that doesn't really have much sense of irony (especially in its comedy or mainstream entertainment), the Japanese sex toys industry seems to take the lead in introducing a healthy dose of parody into proceedings.
And so we get sex toys very unofficially modeled on hunky EXILE member Atsushi and even a unique handjob toy and porn film series inspired by Hello! Project idol group Berryz Kobo. In the past we have also seen lubes and lotions based on famous drinks, Gundam-inspired condoms, and even Pachinko vibrators.
This Listen to Me, Girls! I Am Your Horny Father Onahole, ...
We all like a nice handjob. But as any connoisseur knows, there are various techniques and styles to a good handjob. Rigorous. Gentle. Swift and sharp.
But how about cute? Can you get jerked off in a sweet and innocent way? In Japan, yes.
The Beyz Kobo Handjob Idol Toy recreates this sensation with a super kawaii touch.
We've seen a lot of handjob masturbators in our time, from robotic jerkbot machines to "gloves" with a "woman's touch" and more.
But we've never seen one with a finger like this!
If you like Japanese idol groups you will straightaway notice the ...
We know this is going to be a divisive release -- and that's why we're blogging about it.
Over at Kanojo Toys, they have a JAV porn DVD for sale called "Rina-chan Best".
"Rina-chan Best" is a long 480-minute double-disc fetish DVD porn set for the audiences who love eight-hour paipan schoolgirl fantasies. And that's quite a big audience in Japan, it seems.
Rina is a sweet little girl who measures a mere 147 cm (4.8 ft) in height. Like small girls with flat chests? She's the one for you. (After all, there's no shortage of them in Japan.)
In the series of films in this set Rina is put ...
Parody and sex. Not a typical partnership but one that you can find in abundance in Japan.
Japanese sex toys are always making allusions and references to popular culture.
From the Atushi Male Body Dildo (pop idol Atsushi from EXILE) to the "hi-jitsuzai" unreal Virgin JS First Fellatio (a reference to the "hijitsuzai seishonen" wording in the controversial revision to Tokyo laws for "protecting youth" against harmful manga), there is a host of wordplay and in-jokes just waiting to be unravelled.
The Hyper Dash Rotor Vibrator Kit is inspired by Gakken's Otona no Kagaku "adult ...
Not all Japanese sex toys are for the boys, you know.
The Atushi Japanese Male Body Dildo is a flatbed-style torso body dildo. It gives you a muscular, sexy Japanese man's chest as well as an erect cock and balls for you to ride.
The title is a cheeky reference to Atsushi, the hunky guy from the idol band EXILE. Japanese sex toys often use wordplay and parody in their titles, often riding along a thin legal line in the process. We wonder what the real Atsushi would think of this tribute?
Actually, though, this is for the boys as much as the girls, since there is an anal hole ...
It's sadly no longer available but sometimes we like to explore the archives of older interesting Japanese adult toys. There are some real gems to be found and this is one of them. We hope the manufacturers bring it back some day!
The Cup Nude was a ona-cup with a difference -- on the outside, it looked like a pot of instant noodles.
Peel off the lid and you have, though, not a block of Cup Noodle waiting for hot water, but a soft body of flesh and a hole to dip into your own "chopstick". Add lube rather than the usual flavoring powder!
Rather than waiting three minutes for the ...
One of the most interesting trends in Japanese adult toys is parody or the way it uses other media as inspiration for "unofficial" adaptations.
This is particularly the case with anime or otaku-themed onaholes.
A new example is inspired by Papakiki!, the popular anime and manga series, and known by its full title as Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! (Papa no iu koto wo kikinasai!).
Taking the schoolgirl virgin characters and converting their tight pussies into handy holes, the Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Horny Father! is a new series of three holes.
Here's how ...
If you like drinking in style then you will want to lube up decadently too, right?! There's nothing like spoiling the mood after an expensive meal and many glasses of wine by whipping out some boring bottle of gel...
Why be functional?! Us gals want something fancy!
The Nure Nure Nouveau is just that, a set of two lotions that look like bottles of sparkling wine. They come in either white or rosé pink, and even have scents for that extra sensory luxury!
This "vintage 1919" lotion is of course not just a light-hearted replica packaging, though it will still fully lube you and ...
Fancy a drink? What do you want, beer or soda? Well, you can't drink from these delights but there's plenty of other things to do with them!
The Double Sukkiri Can and the Onaho Super Wet may both look like drink cans, but upon closer inspection you'll see the packaging is full of ironic lettering and the objects have another use entirely.
The Onoho Super Wet looks like a can of Japan's famous Asahi Super Dry beer from a distance, but houses a silicone onacup where you'd normally find a clean, malty brew. And the Onaho Super Wet even comes in a six-pack for that authentic ...
A while back we blogged about some "novelty" green tea lotion that has an uncanny resemblance to the real thing. This is what we love about sex toys in Japan: They have more than once dimension to them! Not only are these good for getting off, but you can enjoy them as ideas as well. Am I looking into it to deeply???
For a fresh, cold one after work! Instead of Asahi Super Dry beer, it's Onaho Wet, the beer-themed onahole that quenches that other thirst that men get (to stick it into something).
While usually reserved for budget-conscious college students and for those who need ...
