Here is the otaku hug pillow for the new generation.
A smartphone that is the size of a bed.
That's right, you can sleep on this phone, run on it, even live on it.
But otaku will be interested in how it can revolutionize the hug pillow.
Take the Soine App 4.1, which allows you to snuggle up (soine) to a life-size 2D anime character.
Before you jump to any conclusions about "Japanese" engineers, the development team was actually led by a white ...
Trust an otaku imagination to come up with this.
Previewed at Wonder Festival and spotted by Akiba Blog, this butt pencil sharpener (お尻鉛筆削り) -- a picture of a naked girl's derrière with a sharpener covered in putty.
Crude engineering for a crude design. Yes, some people never grow out of schoolboy humor.
The results are kind of great at the same time, though!
It was retailing at ¥500, or just over $5.
A bargain, one might say. However, we can't see this going over too well in the office.
We have to say, though. Almost no Japanese girls have ...
Everyone knows that I am a big ass man so naturally I got excited when I heard about the Shiri.
Its makers say it is a "buttocks humanoid that represents emotions with visual and tactual [sic] transformation of the muscles".
We say it's the best sex machine that never was!
Yes, now the genius of Japanese engineering has been directed not to saving the country from its energy crisis, food shortage or any of the litany of other issues. Instead, there is Shiri, a realistic ass robot with "organic, artificial muscles".
Made using a urethane skeleton, there is a Gluteus Maximus Actuator -- ...
The Japanese like public baths (onsen) and they also like technology and otaku culture. Imagine mixing the three in the same way some hot springs allow mixed gender bathing!
Just released for Android phones, the Moe-yu app takes two concepts (moe and bathing) and lets users enjoy sensual bathing with special bishojo character Momori. Naturally Momori also talks to you (voiced by Asumi Kana) so you can, well, think you are having a conversation with a real girlfriend.
You can change backgrounds, and use the camera and augmented reality technology so that it even seems that the girl ...
As we know, there are plenty of people in Japan with oedipal fetishes enough to make lactating milk a major subculture in the porn and sex industry.
Well, this otaku took it a step further.
He wanted to squeeze breasts and pump out milk so bad that he designed a computer software system that lets him do that to 2D images on a screen!
Using a camera and a PC to pinpoint the spot of "milk discharge", he crafted a program whereby he can touch the breast on the screen and then it produces an instantaneous fountain of milk!
Here's the video... Keep watching for the really creepy ...
An otaku engineer has devised a system so that his lust for idols will not be hampered by the constraints of the 2D. Now he has created a poster that can respond to being "kissed", perfect for reenacting his fantasies of making out with his favorite fantasy girls.
We love how the young guy who developed the poster is so flagrant about his motivations:
I'm a big fan of pop idols, and I have posters of them in my room. It bugged me that the posters didn't move at all. We built this system because we thought, if a poster could move to match people's movements, that would be interactive ...
What will sex be like in the future? What will masturbation be like?
We can already hook up masturbators to computers via USB and simulate screwing porn stars. Hell, we can even have sex with onaholes designed to feel like a famous girl's pussy.
Trust the Japanese to come up with this one, though, which combines technology, anime and a futuristic outlook. 3D Custom Girl USB Onacon is an adult computer game where you can personalize your own anime girl with thousands of different parts.
Then comes the really fun bit! Add the onahole vagina to simulate having sex with your new ...
After generating uproar and surprise when they faked a new CGI member for an ice cream commercial, AKB48 have trumped us again by introducing the "real" Aimi Eguchi.
In front of 90,000 fans during a major concert, "Eguchi" joined the regular gals on stage for an encore!
It later emerged that we had been fooled again by those dastardly ladies! The performer was in fact 15-year-old Yukari Sasaki, who had been the voice behind the Glico Aimi Eguchi commercial, and was wearing special make-up to make her appear like the idol.
That's a tough thing to attempt since Aimi is famously formed of ...
Wondering when the sexy game ladies on our TV screens would stop being pictures and start responding to our physical advances? Thanks to Love Press++ (obviously named in parody of Love Plus) the next level in sexy gaming, is near!
After being unveiled at last weekend's Tokyo Game Show, the new hands on game has many people excited about what the possibilities of this kind of game will bring. The game, which was developed at Kanagawa Technical College, comes with the motto "Massaging my True Love" and will use the Wii balance board to allow you to kneed and caress one of three models ...
UPDATE: Tenga Warmer now available!
The original Hole Warmer has been out of stock for a loooonnng time, but there's something MUCH more fun on its way. To better enhance the Tenga experience, KanojoToys will soon be carrying the Tenga Warmer, a powered device that heats your masturbators to the perfect body temperature.
This thing looks amazing and, even though we don't have a release date yet, we're pretty excited about it around here. It looks like a mix between a gadget charger and a shaving cream can heater...but who would be the wiser? The little red power button is just ...
