“Mass production girl” and “landmine girl” buzzwords inspire latest Toy’s Heart pocket pussies
December 20, 2021
/ Tadashi Anahori
One of the great things about leading Japanese adult brand Toy's Heart is how it takes inspiration from recent social trends and buzzwords.
Two of its latest pocket pussy releases do just that, and do it with serious aplomb.
The Lolita G-Spot Mass Production Girl is based on the the idea of a ryosangata joshi. Don't worry if you weren't familiar with this Japanese phrase, we weren't either. It literally means a "mass production girl" and refers to the identical-looking young ladies who wear the same kinds of clothes and accessories. Such ryosangata joshi are often found in places like ...
Toy’s Heart offers “10 things to do before you die” masturbation
November 15, 2021
/ Tadashi Anahori
When we reach for a pocket pussy toy, there are particular names that we know we can rely on. Sure, Tama Toys is great for its apparently near-endless supply of parody toys and novel designs, but sometimes little beats the trusty vision and quality of Toy's Heart, one of the oldest brands in the industry.
Best known for its onahole releases, two of the latest Toy's Heart masturbators are cheekily announced as "10 things to do before I die."
Well, let's be honest, a session with these two toys isn't quite up there with paragliding through the Grand Canyon, but their Virgin Skin texture, ...
Since the Olympics are just around the corner, despite no one apparently wanting them, we wanted to share this new release from the always-dependable Toy's Heart.
The Super Hard and Tight Athletics Girl is a durable, tough onahole inspired by a sporty Japanese student with a killer body. The exterior is bronze and tanned, as this young woman spends most of her time outside on the running track, honing her vagina into a rewardingly tight tunnel.
This being Japan, there are plenty of other great new releases right now. We were browsing the digital shelves of our friends Kanojo Toys for ...
An eternal, indecent blow job, but not from a mouth
May 31, 2021
/ Tadashi Anahori
When is a blow job toy, a blow-job toy?
Forgive the koan-style opening, but this is a conundrum that occupies our addled minds sometimes.
Most blow job masturbator toys, as part of their aspirations to replication the sensation of a hot woman sucking you off, resemble a mouth and throat on the exterior, perhaps with the notable exception of certain powered versions, which pour their design efforts into the functionality instead of superficial realism.
The Eternal Fella Licking Indecent Around Blow Job Masturbator has the usual kind of slightly strange English title that characterizes ...
Lusty Love Onahole takes you to a hot spring resort with a horny Japanese lady
February 8, 2021
/ Tadashi Anahori
Sadly, these days we can't take trips to hot springs for elicit affairs with young Japanese ladies. But when the coronavirus pandemic clears up, we will be booking out next trip to the onsen resort.
Until that happens, we are contenting ourselves with the latest in the bestselling Toy's Heart series of Lusty onholes.
The Lusty Love Onahole is a spiral-type tunnel that will reward you are that horny flight you endured to reach the resort district.
The hole reproduces the tender yet tight sensation of penetrating her vagina, which locks snug around your member with a strong "kupa" vacuum. ...
Fake Mother’s Milk Lubricant replicates texture of breast milk, comes in feeding bottle
November 9, 2020
/ Tadashi Anahori
Bring those lactation and pregnancy fetishes to rich adult life in one easy bottle, thanks to the Fake Mother's Milk Lubricant.
The name is as honest and straightforward as the product is, though this is one of the most superior lactophilia items on the market today.
As our friends at Kanojo Toys tell us, this "doesn't only look like titty milk, it has some of the same chemical makeup too, containing lactoferrin for an antibacterial effect."
If you (like us) harbor fantasies about paizuri titjobs or sucking the dripping nipples of a MILF, this lube has the texture of breast milk ...
Eternal Fella Innocent Sweet Bite Onahole offers joy of blow job simultaneously from two mouths
April 9, 2020
/ Tadashi Anahori
In times of crisis like the current pandemic, thank goodness for the generous genius that is Toy's Heart.
The long-running Japanese adult toy brand has been a part of our lives for what seems like an eternity. Back when we first started getting interested in sex toys in Japan and trying out the early Tenga releases, we found Toy's Heart and quickly realized that this is a brand with something special.
Its signature anime/manga-style character packaging has been replicated and extended by the good folks at Tama Toys, but there will always be a special place in our, well, hearts for Toy's ...
Kasha Musume onahole is inspired by burning chariot yokai and hot biker chicks
February 28, 2020
/ Tadashi Anahori
After the werecat-themed Nekomata Musume Onahole, popular Japanese adult brand Toys Heart is continuing its series of yokai-inspired onaholes with the Kasha Musume Flaming Wheels Girl Onahole (or Kyasha Musume).
This novel masturbator toy is based on two concepts: a hot biker girl and the kasha yokai, a kind of "burning chariot" that steals corpses! Yikes!
Fear not, though, because all this girl will do is steal your cock and spunk.
As our friends at Kanojo Toys put it, she is "a real bad girl whose hot wheels need a few squirts of your man juices to put out. This buxom biker beauty ...
Adult toy Christmas sale: Get all the best Japanese sex toys with these bargain set lucky bags
December 16, 2019
/ Tadashi Anahori
Our friends at Kanojo Toys are holding a Christmas sale right now, offering a 20% discount on purchases of adult toys from Japan.
Just use the code HOL19 to claim your discount.
We particularly recommend the Kanojo Toys selection of "lucky bags" and other special packs from major Japanese sex toy brands like Tama Toys and Toy's Heart.
Not only are these sets a lot of fun -- since the contents are random -- but also good value, as you usually get toys and item with a total value more than standard price.
First up, the Tama Toys Onahole Value Pack offers a set of four masturbators by one of ...
Cow Girl Onahole takes kemonomimi fetish to whole new level
December 3, 2019
/ Tadashi Anahori
Drink your milk if you want to grow up into a healthy young boy!
This is no doubt what your folks used to say to you way back when, but what about if the cow wants to drink YOUR milk?
That's the weird but wonderful case with this unique Cow Girl Onahole by Toy's Heart.
As the name suggests, this is inspired by a half-cow, half-human character who is keen to slurp up your liquid offering as well as show off her enormous, er, udders.
As Kanojo Toys says, "as soon as you touch the masturbator, its Virgin Skin material will put you in the moo-d even more. She's a real expert in the ...