Tenga Cracker livens up holiday season with masturbation aid design party popper
Damn, we missed this one. Now here is something that would have livened up our Christmas lunch and dinner!
We just heard about this fun promotional item made by everyone’s favorite Japanese masturbation aid and sex toys brand. For the holiday season this year, Tenga created a special party popper that resembles ones of its classic onacups.
If you want to advertise to your family members or friends your penchant for masturbating with the help of Tenga toys, this red popper is for you.
At any social gathering, just whip out this deceptively realistic Tenga Cracker and pull. (Despite the name, it’s not really a cracker, which is pulled from both ends by two people. This is closer to a party popper. But anyway…)
Fear not, though it might look like a Tenga Cup, you won’t splash the cum and other detritus accumulated from your masturbation sessions over everyone gathered around the table. Instead, gold-foil-colored party streamers will burst all over the room.
Well, we never need an excuse to pop our load.
Tenga is selling the popper individually or in a set of five. They are exclusive to Japan, as far as we can tell, but you could ask Kanojo Toys to procure some for you if you are desperate for a Tenga-themed party item.
