Top tips for how to bed Japanese girls
All right, guys, here are our top tips (a partial list) for getting yourself a Japanese girlfriend or just a one-off session with a Japanese girl at a conveniently located love hotel…
1. Go shopping together. Good way to bond and pass time. Buy ice cream and other sweet things. Other date trips can be to an art museum or to the movies, but shopping is a fail-safe default. They like Disney Land but that’s definitely a date to do when you are running out of ideas.
2. Let her practice her English. French, Italian and other languages are also okay but English has the most broad appeal. Feign interest no matter how slowly she speaks.
3. Take her to a “gaijin” bar or restaurant so you can talk about your homeland. Stem your curiosity in local cuisine and leave your quality bars at the door. No matter how bad the food or overly priced the “foreign” drinks, some gaijin atmosphere will set her in the right mood for inter-cultural liaisons.
4. Make jokes/comments about Japanese TV and pop culture to impress her. Keep conversation limited to everyday things in Japan or talking about your home country. No venturing into politics, economics or difficult subject matters…
5. Bring along a digital camera to take pictures together (or just use your phone).
6. Head to purikura photo booths to pose for cute pictures together. Great opportunities to get physical!
7. Pepper your conversation with slang Japanese expressions. Extra points for using Osaka dialect or other “funny” Japanese.
8. Be overly confident. It’s expected of foreigners to act forwardly and in a “masculine” way. Being a modest gentleman won’t get you anywhere since the ladies themselves are on the shy side.
9. If you are at a bar or club, see the above. You won’t need to buy her many drinks as alcohol tolerance is low.
10. Wait for the moment towards the end of the evening. She will be a bit drunk, it’s getting late and it’s time to “move on” to the next bar or… And the “or” is when you guide her towards the hotel or taxi.
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great article…very much to my liking;-) i will need to improve a bit according to this…
Japanese girls just drive me bananas.
So when do we slip her the roofies, and cut her apart with a chainsaw?
@Ted bundy
No need for roofies. Just gaijin charm and a splash of booze!
As for the chainsaw… well, I guess that’s just a personal choice.