11 things Japanese women want men to know about their breasts

We love internet surveys. They are so revealing because people feel free to be honest with the anonymity a screen provides.

And so we have this fun survey conducted online by My Nabvi Woman in October. From the 243 results (all working women aged 22 to 34) we have been graced with a list of 11 things Japanese women want me to know about their breasts.

10 (tie). Small breasts + bras = cute (14.4%)

Yes, as we know, lingerie has the ability to transform girls with slender bodies into sex goddesses, while girls with smaller chests are still very popular, especially with Japanese man.

10 (tie). Don’t compliment my tits, unless you’re my boyfriend (14.4%)

So there you have it. Unless you have the confidence of Julien Blanc, don’t try it.

9. Touching my breasts doesn’t really do much for me (14.8%)

This one shocked us. Well, it turns us on at any rate.

8. My cup size and sex drive aren’t not connected (15.2%)

It is true that we associate girls with larger chests with horny or slutty girls who are more willing to be dirty in bed or sleep around. Of course, there’s no actual correlation, except perhaps bigger tits (especially in “flat” Japan) might make girls more confident and popular. From personal experience, the sluttiest girl we ever knew had a chopping board chest!

7. Even women with large breasts have a complex about their chest (15.6%)

Contradicting what we just said, even Japanese girls with larger chests don’t necessarily feel happy about their rack. So, guys, get your tender compliments ready!

6. Girls don’t show each other their breasts (16.5%)

Yes, this is just a male fantasy, it seems…

5. Breasts naturally look smaller when a woman lies down (25.1%)

4. Just because my nipples are hard, doesn’t mean I’m turned on (26.3%)

Quite, you might be cold. And guys get hard for other reasons too.

2 (tie). Massage my breasts all you want, it won’t make them bigger (30%)

Still, there are other reasons for massaging them — just the sheer joy of the sensation!

2 (tie). Breasts can get hairy (30%)

Japanese women are very fastidious when it comes to hair, though we won’t forget the first time we encountered a woman who wasn’t expect our company that night and hadn’t groomed her breasts of hair.

1. No bra, no cleavage (30.4%)

Sadly, this is true. You just get a droop or, for many Japanese girls with smaller chests, nothing at all!