Woman’s Touch Glove gives helping hand(job)

Right, time for an, ahem, hands-on report on a great new sex aid toy that only the Japanese could come up with.

Just slip on the Woman’s Touch Glove to turn your own hand into one that replicates the sensation of having a delicate J-girl giving you a handjob.

You can be right- or left-handed: There’s a different glove for whichever you are. It slips on smoothly and transforms your hand into something much more slender and feminine than your tired, usual grip.

And, you know those sexy, slutty Shibuya girls with the elaborate, bling fake nails? Well, if that’s your thing — and BOY, they do have a good grip, I can attest to that — then you can add some fake nails yourself to the Woman’s Touch Glove so that it feels like one of the ladies is giving your member a damned good tug.